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MrIzzz 08-26-2004 04:11 PM

I'm hiring...
 
...women to do dirty work for me.

i pay minimum wage

list your talents, pole-dancing abilities, number of hot sisters, and possible start date.

i am a sexist pig so deal with it.

pornstar2pac 08-26-2004 04:11 PM

I work for cheap, ask juicy, he's my agent

Juicy D. Links 08-26-2004 04:13 PM

:1orglaugh

MrIzzz 08-26-2004 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornstar2pac
I work for cheap, ask juicy, he's my agent

you must supply your own knee-pads. and in other times you may have to supply lube

Yo Adrian 08-26-2004 04:14 PM

I'm the acting manager for nearly 25 California crack hoes.. they'll do anything you tell them to. Hit me up.

MrIzzz 08-26-2004 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Yo Adrian
I'm the acting manager for nearly 25 California crack hoes.. they'll do anything you tell them to. Hit me up.
excellent, i'm hitting you up now. there may be a future for you as a middle-managment type in my organization:thumbsup keep the crack and the hoes plentiful:thumbsup

Spunky 08-26-2004 04:17 PM

What about benefits?Do you get a hour for lunch and 2 ,15 minute coffee breaks?:mad:

wdsguy 08-26-2004 04:17 PM

I work for cali food stamps

Yo Adrian 08-26-2004 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
you must supply your own knee-pads.
This is one of my sluts, she always carries a pair of knee pads in her purse.

Don't let her clean look fool you.. a warm meal and a shopping spree at Target can make any crack ho look church worthy

http://www.yoadrian.biz/kneepads.jpg

MrIzzz 08-26-2004 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
What about benefits?Do you get a hour for lunch and 2 ,15 minute coffee breaks?:mad:
this aint no union job here. i am stricly looking for day-laboring sluts. they'll be lucky if i let them breathe between lays

shermo 08-26-2004 04:20 PM

You know I've got the Filipina population at your service, Izzz. Contact me and I'll send some "help" right on over. :thumbsup

MrIzzz 08-26-2004 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Yo Adrian
This is one of my sluts, she always carries a pair of knee pads in her purse.

Don't let her clean look fool you.. a warm meal and a shopping spree at Target can make any crack ho look church worthy

http://www.yoadrian.biz/kneepads.jpg

very nice, she has potential.

now if she can fit under my desk, and stay there for 2 hours at a time she may be able to fill the position

MrIzzz 08-26-2004 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by shermsshack
You know I've got the Filipina population at your service, Izzz. Contact me and I'll send some "help" right on over. :thumbsup
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, you iknow i'm gonna take you up on that offer when i hit vegas:thumbsup


I LOVE ME SOME FILIPINAS!!!!!

pornstar2pac 08-26-2004 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Yo Adrian
This is one of my sluts, she always carries a pair of knee pads in her purse.

Don't let her clean look fool you.. a warm meal and a shopping spree at Target can make any crack ho look church worthy

http://www.yoadrian.biz/kneepads.jpg


lol, that pic looks so wrong, but so right.

Nader 08-26-2004 04:26 PM

Ok, then i'm hiring too. please send resume :1orglaugh


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