Who the fuck CAN beat up Joe?
 

Doesn't matter who he talks shit to everyone here says he's gonna win. Guess you all have seen him beat up some bad ass mofos.

So who do you all think would win in a fight with him, or is he the number one fighter in the world?

Joe who?

the only person that can beat up joe is himself.. which he does repeatedly daily

There's always a tougher hombre around, always.

That being said .. Most often guys that know how to fight and end up mixing it up, don't leave a "clear winner". More often than not, both parties gets "beaten up". One just a little less than the other. :)

Not Joe. (From what I've read) Anyone on the board can call him out or vice versa and there are 20 people willing to bet on him as the winner.

He must be the absolute best ever.

He's just gotta be.

:thumbsup

What does he look like? I've never seen him. Big or small?

Well, I'd say that Kimbo fellow would probably hold his own. Granted, he's not really from the board.

Maybe Joe IS the toughest guy on this board? Who knows, or really cares?

The toughest guys don't talk...they just do.

His pics from the convention are around here somewhere but he looks something like this..

http://www.mmaringreport.com/k1/k1_n...bean_amada.jpg

Thing is... I could punch a brick wall all day and not hurt it...

Now, who on this board seems to be just about as smart as a brick wall? Hmm.....

Am I tough?

I dunno man. When 20 nerds are willing to bet money on someone because they look big and scary I tend to listen. Nerds know all about fighting.

I haven't seen that... my guess is Joe is just a big guy, and size matters. Especially since he seems to be a psycho. Any trained guy should have a good chance of taking him out, especially one close to his size.

Big guys can always bring the pain though.

I'll post a picture of him if I can figure out how this internet thingy works.

lol

There's a pic of a bald retarded kid that floats around the 'Net.

Shows up here from time to time too.

He looks JUST LIKE Joe.

That's what I've always thought.

Guys that go on and on about how tough they are always seem to be trying to prove something. It's the guy that just smiles and says nothing that I'd be really worried about. I'm not speaking of anyone specific here, just in general.

There was a guy from this board who was telling me he could get me tied up in a basement with extension cords. Now not only does this sound aboslutely retarded ... But if someone could actually you have you kidnapped with a phone call ... They sure as fuck wouldn't be talking about it on a message board.

Kimbo Slice would rip him to shreads.

Kimbo is a scary motherfucker.

Cleaning out biker bars can help on the street fighting skills!!! :thumbsup

He's fairly big, but he's also an overweight rather old potsmoker. That means he's probably got really bad stamina, so if you can stay standing for the first part of the fight, he'll be out of wind and you'll probably win.

Depending on his size/weight, I think I might be able to take him.

my big fat momma.

I don't really like boxing. Would have to take it to the ground.

Ken Lawson? :winkwink:

Kimbo Slice is not human!!! :uhoh

Mike Tyson:
"I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children."

Sure seems like talking to me... :2 cents:

ROFL ... some people can ... but pimpdog judging from the pics I've seen is like 1/2 his size ...

I am old now dig, but I am plenty trained LOL

Joe somebody

You're comparing pre-fight rhetoric from a washed-up, bankrupt and crazed prize fighter to smack talking on a message board? That seems like somewhat of a stretch.

Tyson is a whole different breed. He's not human.

LOL I would shoot Kimbo not fight him, I am not an idiot...

ten years ago I would have fought him, but not today...

shut up trash

you are not worthy of being killed by me

BLAH BLAH BLAH

talk talk talk, u all go to shows and sniff eachothers ass like u are best friends, there is bullshitters and doers. not many can hold up their words.

im going to rape joesho and his entire family is gonan watch me humiliate that fat pig

who is joe?

I'm just giving an example of a fighter that talks/brags before fights.

Honestly, quite a few fighters do that. Fighting talk can be the result of stuff like confidence, aggression, craziness, steroids, etc. The idea that all good fighters are the silent type is ridiculous.

This shit is getting crazy. I wouldnt give a fuck how big someone is or how bad they think they are, I would lock up and we'd beat the shit out of each other. If they kick my ass, they've sure got it to do, and if they do then its just another ass kicking. Wont be the first, wont be the last.

Ask THE ROCK ! :Graucho

<bigb as MrT> I pity da foo that dont eat my cereal </bigb as MrT>


BIG B

you are all air pimpdogg, if not show me