Funny shit from a local town's Police Log, All this happend in a week ~ lmfao
 

12:12 a.m. ? A lady at 144 North Main St. finds a man sleeping on her couch. She has no idea who he is.
11:08 p.m. ? A man throws fireworks under parked cars on Portland Street.
7:38 a.m. ? A police sergeant?s car is egged near City Hall.
10:51 a.m. ? Earl G. Skidds III, 21, of 314 Rochester Hill Road, 2B, is charged with abatement of amplified sounds.
7:24 p.m. ? On Echo Brook Road, a kitty cat is harassed.
5:38 p.m. ? People climb on a vehicle on Riverview Drive. Police find a guy is just fixing his roof rack.
7:33 p.m. ? A Coxeter Square lady reports that another lady shoved a finger in her face and scratched her.
1:01 a.m. ? An animal with a white "fussy" tail walks in circles on Charles Street.
5:22 a.m. ? A possibly rabid possum is still spinning in circles on Charles Street.
1:09 p.m. ? On Skyline Drive, two men chase a greyhound into the woods with machetes and then drive off without the dog.

^ lol people around here are so demented

i know that earl guy lol

must be something in the water

1:01 a.m. ? An animal with a white "fussy" tail walks in circles on Charles Street.
5:22 a.m. ? A possibly rabid possum is still spinning in circles on Charles Street.


Im starting to think the animal with the white fussy tail is the possum?

yeah it is lol

12:12 a.m. ? A lady at 144 North Main St. finds a man sleeping on her couch. She has no idea who he is.


lol the proverbial guy on the couch

w0w

Hope it wasn't Robert Downey Jr.:glugglug

And they are getting paid to hear about that funny shit all day :P