Disgusting cat story.
 

Years ago I was making a bologna sandwich and I was pulling off the red band that goes around the "meat," when it fell onto the floor.

My sister's cat swooped on it before I had a chance to grab it and ran off with it and ate it.

Later on that night my sister wakes me up all upset..she shows me her cat and half this string is sticking out of the cats ass...since of course it's a loop I could have picked this cat up and carried it like a piece of luggage...LOL

I just told her not to worry about it, it would pass through eventually..I went back to sleep.

Next week on a very special episode of Eroswebmaster....

Eros while in a morning daze on his way to the bathroom is tripped up by his sisters cat...will Eros kick the cat squire in his newts or will Eros treat the cat with the respect it deserves?