the sun: Wayne Rooney's hooker
 

Don't fancy yours much Wayne

THIS is the haggard hooker who dressed in PVC to bonk teenage soccer sensation Wayne Rooney.

The 48-year-old gran ? named Trisha but known in the trade as the Auld Slapper ? is seen yesterday with dyed black hair and a king-sized fag dangling from her mouth.

And in shapeless tracksuit bottoms, the £45-an-hour prostitute looked anything but tasty as she opened up a beauty salon on Merseyside yesterday.

She was certainly no match for 18-year-old Rooney?s pretty teenage fiancée Coleen McLoughlin.

The Everton and England striker was captivated by Trisha ? who has TEN kids ? during one of his many visits to seedy massage parlour Diva?s in Aigburth, Liverpool.

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