Tips for shooting better porn
 

1. When editing the video do not cut to the guy's face to show his 10 second build-up to his cumshot. Why the fuck would anybody want to watch some ex-con's facial expression right before an orgasm?

2. Light the god damn room. I have some Kino Flo light banks that don't heat up the talent so if you are in the LA area call me at 310-962-7724 and I will show up with both my lights and my camera so you can have a well lit scene and also an alternate camera angle to edit into your final product. We can do some sort of content trade or something or we can agree on a fee.

3. If you are the guy behind the camera please shut the fuck up. We don't want to year your creepy voice while we are spanking it to the cute girl.

4. Keep your fingers off the zoom. Instead move the camera and only use the zoom a little bit when you can't get any closer.

5. Use a wide angle lens. You can get in closer so your audio sounds better and it also steadies the shot.


Anybody have anthing else to contribute to my tips?