My friend keeps passing out and pissing all over himself (PICS!).
 

One of my drinking buddies doesn't seem to be able to hold his liquor. He comes over, we play the XBox while drinking a couple beers, the next thing you know, he's all passed out and rolling around in his own piss. This just happened the other night and it's not the only time he's done this.

What should I do?

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http://www.turboface.com/misc/pee1.jpg

http://www.turboface.com/misc/pee2.jpg

http://www.turboface.com/misc/pee3.jpg

http://www.turboface.com/misc/pee4.jpg

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I'd get that shit out of my house man. Fuck having piss stains everywhere.

put him in the yard and turn on the sprinklers

Tell him you don't allow him to drink anymore in your house! rolf :1orglaugh

seriously? hahaha at least you got pictures, show him that you put them online and I bet he doesn't do it again. :1orglaugh

Nice ball shot in the last pic

didnt even notice that :1orglaugh

just cant see letting somebody like that hang out at my place.

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Get yourself a better drinking buddy

I can see his left nut

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Wow...that really sucks.....maybe you should just tell him....:eek7

Always get his beer for him and switch it with non-alcoholic beer. :Graucho

hashahahhaahha im laughing hard

chuck him out, hes pissed on your carpet :warning

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I hope the carpet cleaning people get here soon.







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Stop putting GHB in his drink ...

nasty

GHB, damn not heard that for a long time :)

Literally

Those are Doritos mixed in there with the piss.

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dam i would never let him chill at my house what in the gay is that all about :1orglaugh

Make him wear a trash bag from now on, or get some Depends :1orglaugh

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OMG :1orglaugh

here he is spilling all over the floor and people in west africa dieing......

i dunno what i just said but heres a pic.

http://www.7top7.com/pee.jpg

That's what I was thinking. How do you ask someone to put a pair on?


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I'd stop inviting the guy over.. I need my guests to be house broken. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Give him his keys and tell him to drive home...

Clean your house for a start.

I would not only kill him for pissin on my carpet but for wearing white socks with those sandles

what the fuck? i would kick that bastard out of the fucking door if he pissed on my couch multiple times!

Thats fucking classy, washing in camel piss :helpme

LOL is that guy washing his hair with some animal's urine? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

They have to come first.

How much has he had to drink? Yuk. Happens once, and he wouldn't be drinking at my place ever again.

one question, who was cleaning the carpet?:Graucho :helpme

it looks like GHB to me

don't talk to him anymore...and sandals and socks don't mix...like a 60 year old german tourist

"Hey leaky, i'm tired of you pissing on my floor, if you want to drink in my house again you have to wear these adult diapers." :1orglaugh

I will try that.:winkwink:



The guy will be here soon I hope, he had to work us in.

Stop inviting him to your house to play xbox... go to his house instead. When he passes out you can just leave and you dont have to wrry about piss stains and smell on your carpet.

Also, maybe just give him some non-alcoholic beer:thumbsup

I think you better get a better drinking bud lol

haha what a fuckin loser, kick him out

I'd tell him to see a doctor, he may have a medical condition that causes this. Some people literally just can't drink.

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You don't. You ask him not to bring his pissy ass back to your house.

You have a point.

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