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mardigras 08-24-2004 06:18 AM

What commercial are you sick of?
 
There are a lot of annoying commercials (like ditech.com) but for me it's usually music in commercials that eventually grates on me. The 2 that really make me want to leave the room are Zelnorm (with the women with written-on stomachs) with it's music loop that apparently is supposed to be reminencent of a gurgling stomach and the played-in-nearly-every-commercial-break Sprint "My business is beautiful". That's like a never ending bad 70's lounge act nightmare.

What commercials currently send you grabbing the remote?

princess 08-24-2004 06:25 AM

My son watches a lot of tech tv.. and there is this commerical on there that starts out with the song amazing grace... I think it's one for feeding kids..

Now mind you I have no problem with helping to feed kids of the world. It's just that they seem to play this commerical every time they take a break.

It's just played too much is what I'm trying to say.

:winkwink:

robfantasy 08-24-2004 06:26 AM

hahha too many to name

AcidMax 08-24-2004 06:32 AM

Bowflex they are on like every 2 minutes.

TweetyBird 08-24-2004 06:35 AM

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Originally posted by AcidMax
Bowflex they are on like every 2 minutes.
hehe, it must get pretty annoying indeed :glugglug

garett 08-24-2004 06:38 AM

I get insulted when commercials depict their customers as stupid little puppets that go absolutely insane over their product.

Yeah, sure, the point is to say "look, this guy loves it soooo much and so should you" but in reality it's like they're slapping their customers in the face and calling them stupid.

And there seems to be so many these days. Like the swiffer commercials where the chick is cleaning someone else's house. And the Wendy's guy who goes around saying he's their "unofficial spokesperson".

princess 08-24-2004 06:44 AM

I'm also pretty sick of JCPenny commerical..

zdwebber 08-24-2004 06:58 AM

I'm pretty sick of all of them, but the worst are:
1. Sixflags (got real old, real quick)
2. McDonalds (next they are going to try to bring in health-conscious people.... oh wait, they are trying)
3. Bowflex
In no particular order, they all annoy me.

I do really miss the weed commercials, dont see too many of them anymore. "Sarah........ we need to talk....."

bringer 08-24-2004 07:02 AM

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Originally posted by zdwebber
I do really miss the weed commercials, dont see too many of them anymore. "Sarah........ we need to talk....."
i liked the one with the kids dancing in the alle
YOU'VE GOT THE RIIIGGGGHT TO SAY NO! NO!

oh yeah, those stupid fucking can you hear me now commercials are annoying

quiet 08-24-2004 07:03 AM

all of them

mardigras 08-24-2004 07:07 AM

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Originally posted by zdwebber

I do really miss the weed commercials, dont see too many of them anymore. "Sarah........ we need to talk....."

I've been seeing one regularly where some kids are in a bedroom and one says, "Bring out that weed man" and when he opens his stash box there is nothing but a pack of rolling papers and his mom has written on one of them "We need to talk".

garett, the reason advertisers treat their customers like they are stupid is because most of them are:2 cents:

Mr Dickovitch 08-24-2004 07:45 AM

Anything that has to do with erections, herpes, or diareah.
:(

I don't want to hear about disgusting side effects while I'm watching TV!

kbut 08-24-2004 08:19 AM

I can't stand the annoying voices in those Visa identity theft commercials...........Fuck Visa!

zzgundamnzz 08-24-2004 08:28 AM

The Love Song Collection: They show that shit on the Discovery Channel, Cartoon Network, History Channel...

Im starting to learn the lyrics to Michael Bolton songs.

kent_braincash 08-24-2004 08:31 AM

Right now, I'm tired of companies trying to catch some of the "olympic spirit" - McD... all you do is fatten people, nothing to do with sport :(

fris 08-24-2004 08:33 AM

six flags with that old guy dancing fucking hate him

Marcus Aurelius 08-24-2004 08:38 AM

I dont watch enough regular TV to see that many commercials. my TV is usually tuned to hbo, cinemax, encore, starz, and showtime.

Tom_PMs 08-24-2004 08:46 AM

Every annoying commercial should be studied and learned from in your marketing :winkwink:

True enough, the drug commercials bother me on several levels. They claim for every 1 dollar spent on drug ads, the return is over 4 dollars. But we know it's because they charge so much.

Besides, drugs should be dispensed to patients, not to customers. There is a serious breakdown when patients go to doctors just to get a drug they see in a commercial. But thats the game.

Should have invested in drug companies in the 80's, I'll tell you that much.

Manowar 08-24-2004 08:49 AM

i stop concentrating when commercials come on, do something on the laptop until the program returns

garett 08-24-2004 08:49 AM

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Originally posted by Tom_PM
Every annoying commercial should be studied and learned from in your marketing :winkwink:

True enough, the drug commercials bother me on several levels. They claim for every 1 dollar spent on drug ads, the return is over 4 dollars. But we know it's because they charge so much.

Besides, drugs should be dispensed to patients, not to customers. There is a serious breakdown when patients go to doctors just to get a drug they see in a commercial. But thats the game.

Should have invested in drug companies in the 80's, I'll tell you that much.

Drug commericals definitely need to be made illegal. The hypocracy is amazing when you think about it. The US is fighting a "war on drugs" yet their citizens are encouraged to run to their doctors and ask about all these new drugs that the pharmeceutical companies are comming out with.

Consumers are in no position to be inquiring about medications. It's their doctor's job to make educated decisions and advise. Not companies looking to make a profit.

Tom_PMs 08-24-2004 08:53 AM

True.. but the drug lobby is truly massive. There are more lobbyists for drug companies than there are representatives of the people. Thats a true fact.

Nanda 08-24-2004 09:10 AM

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Originally posted by quiet
all of them
:thumbsup

Rochard 08-24-2004 09:17 AM

You have time to watch TV?

maxdaname 08-24-2004 09:41 AM

Six Flags

RicardoB 08-24-2004 09:43 AM

Personally I'm sick of all commercials they all suck!

Lucy 08-24-2004 09:45 AM

I hate all commercials about washing powders, that's just stupid:BangBang:

chri$tian 08-24-2004 09:51 AM

ALL THE olympic's ones (VISA, VW, ...BofA.,.) ... Fuck they play them (all 6) like 5000 times...

angeleyes 08-24-2004 10:34 AM

The musical EBAY commercials and the ATT commercials with carrot top drive me batty. :BangBang:

Basic_man 08-24-2004 10:38 AM

All the Olympics' one!

chase 08-24-2004 10:39 AM

Anything with a doorbell in it...it makes my dog bark like she has rabies. there was a Stridex commercial that had a dorbell ring at the beginning and the end...I'd just get her calmed down from the first time and then the second would set her off. When I realized why she was doing that, I tried just switching the channel as I calmed her down from the first ring, but then my 2yo started freaking out b/c I switched off her cartoons. Ugh!

Rantan 08-24-2004 10:42 AM

ENZYTE! i fucking hate bob!! i dont give a rip about him or his stupid friends, or his ugly ass wife and i really dont care to hear that annoying ass music every 5 mins!!!!

Theodor S. Geisel 08-24-2004 10:43 AM

Anything that the "Swiftboat Veterans for Truth" put out.

ytcracker 08-24-2004 10:45 AM

enzyte bob and old dancing six flags faggot

Theodor S. Geisel 08-24-2004 10:47 AM

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Originally posted by chase
Anything with a doorbell in it...it makes my dog bark like she has rabies. there was a Stridex commercial that had a dorbell ring at the beginning and the end...I'd just get her calmed down from the first time and then the second would set her off. When I realized why she was doing that, I tried just switching the channel as I calmed her down from the first ring, but then my 2yo started freaking out b/c I switched off her cartoons. Ugh!
There was some ad that had the same damn doorbell sound as ours, but it would ring three times in rapid succession. I have the TV loud, usually, because (my wife says) I'm deaf, and when that thing came on the first few times, I thought it was some idiot at the door.

Doctor Dre 08-24-2004 10:57 AM

The commercials @ high tech tv channel (it's called Z here) always get on my nerves .

demented 08-24-2004 10:59 AM

I really hate them fucking Vagina Cream Medication commercials. I really don't like hearing the words "vaginal discharge" :repuke

grannytgp 08-24-2004 12:38 PM

The latest batch of Chevy commercials with "Magic Carpet Ride" kicking in while they slide a car carrier sideways with the new batch of Chevy's arriving. That has to be the most annoying commercial so far this year.

SykkBoy 08-24-2004 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rantan
ENZYTE! i fucking hate bob!! i dont give a rip about him or his stupid friends, or his ugly ass wife and i really dont care to hear that annoying ass music every 5 mins!!!!
totally
I hope he gets an erection so hard and large that it pokes out the back of his wife's head sending brain matter against the wall....

mcp_catman 08-24-2004 01:37 PM

That Quiznos commercial with the disgusting rodents with giant teeth... WTF are they saying about their biz? Man, RAT's with British teeth don't make me hungry...

mardigras 08-24-2004 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chase
Anything with a doorbell in it...it makes my dog bark like she has rabies. there was a Stridex commercial that had a dorbell ring at the beginning and the end...I'd just get her calmed down from the first time and then the second would set her off. When I realized why she was doing that, I tried just switching the channel as I calmed her down from the first ring, but then my 2yo started freaking out b/c I switched off her cartoons. Ugh!
LOL! My dogs freak out anytime there is a car sound on TV, brakes, horns, break squeals, motor sounds... they slam into each other running out the doggie door:1orglaugh

It seems like every reporter outside on CNN or Fox News has some vehicle in the background making the backing up beep beep sound, that really gets them going.

mardigras 08-24-2004 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mcp_catman
That Quiznos commercial with the disgusting rodents with giant teeth... WTF are they saying about their biz? Man, RAT's with British teeth don't make me hungry...
They got a pepper bar!:glugglug

chase 08-24-2004 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mcp_catman
That Quiznos commercial with the disgusting rodents with giant teeth... WTF are they saying about their biz? Man, RAT's with British teeth don't make me hungry...
That commercial cracks me up! LOL
Well, the first ten times anyway, I have to admit it's annoying now, lol.

NoCarrier 08-24-2004 02:17 PM

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