Ask me ANYTHING GUIDO...
 

I have the answers...

I can't right now... your mom is too busy sucking my dick

how do guido mothers get their babys to suck a pacifier?

Be carful she bites!

Idiot

That would be better then the lame blowjob she is doing now... I have to surf gfy for "would you hit it threads" to keep it up....

They teach their young how to properly suckle breasts...no pacifier needed...

A true guido can make a woman orgasm just from sucking on her nipples...

Tell her to do it like your mother does it to me....its all about the attention to detail...

I was looking for "put hair on it" but that answer works too! :Graucho

No, GUIDO.... but most seldom know the difference...your one of the ignorants...

am i fuckable according to the rules of "guido-ism"?

Most guido mothers have hairy nipples!

My mom said you were too small to use her normal techniques. I hear Juicy has a fastsize that didn't work for him...maybe you can get it at a discount

I love me some hairy guido momma nipples....yummy!!

Whats the Guido way to SEO? Do it ones self or outsource?

Fuck me first then ill tell you...

SEO???

Sexually Explicit Opportunity???

or SE Optimiazation....Give me your page....ill Optomize it for you...

Juicy is guido....he broke his fastsize...

Surely tho im bigger than you...your momma told me so...she changed your diapers....

This cannot be all the guido questions...Perhaps my Twin Has Answered them all???

I would hope that you are bigger now than I was when I was a year old.....


idiot

Why are we arguing about whos cock is bigger??? Your just jealous because im guido. Lets put this behind us. Theres no need to get all huffy because my cock is bigger than yours...

:1orglaugh I'm going to bed... have fun

do all Guidos have the voice of a 9 year old boy?

What are you doing talking to 9 year old boys?

Or the dick size of a 9 year old boy?

:1orglaugh