It's Official... I have a happy penis!!
 

So, we're hanging out with Punker Barbie, Chaos and Niko on Saturday night at Barbie's place, and we were graced with the timeless story of Chaos and his "angry" penis (it's a quaint tale, where Niko describes the maddening look of Chaos's schlong - don't ask me why he knows this). Afterwards, Niko insisted that Vanilla had to inspect "Stewie Jr", and decide which "mood" fit his dashing good looks. Of course, I made sure Vanilla spent hours and hours examining the "evidence" later at home, and I am excited to report that she has given me the "happy penis" seal of approval!

I'm so proud. :banana

http://images.vanilladeville.com/happypenis.jpg

:Graucho

I bet you have the happiest penis on this board!!!!! :Graucho

That depends... what time are you coming over? :Graucho

Yes, it is true... you have a VERY happy looking penis!! :Graucho :Graucho

It's always happy when you're around. :Graucho

OMG this is too funny!

i wonder how the angry penis subject even came up??? oh well it was freakin hilarious LOL

Glad to hear you got the happy penis approval.....
shit im still laughing i need to take a piss now!!!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

that be a funny haloween outfit :D :thumbsup

why is it that i have to be reminded that i have an angry penis..

The first step is admitting that your penis has a problem. :winkwink:

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So, Barbie... tell me, is his penis still grumpy? :winkwink:

hahaha he will kill me if i go into detail LOL

but the answer is ummmmmmmmmm yes .... hee hee

FUCK FUCK FUCK MOTHER FUCK .....


well i guess you are going to need to take a closer inspection tonight to make him happy again

lets wait a few days its my time of the month LOL
(i know too much info for gfy) :1orglaugh

Good for you my man!

so your penis is gay? as in happy?


lol

congrats!!!!!!!!:thumbsup

Angry and happy penises are better than an indifferent penis! :1orglaugh

Holy shit Buckle and I are laughing so hard at this thread!!!!!


So glad to hear that if skinny dipping happens...................Stewie will NOT be another angry penis in the pool!!!!!

Now we will have the advantage..............2 happy penis's to one REALLY angry penis!!!!

We love you Chaos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:thumbsup :thumbsup

what skinny dipping? my ears perked up!!! :Graucho

This thread have the word penis included too many times

Tonight Barbie!!!!

You pool!!!!!

I will bring the girls!!!!! You bring Jeff!!!!

does this mean that i have to clean the pool again??

fuck man .. you better bring some hot ass over for the 4 foot love

i will keep my angry penis to myself of course unless you want me to chase you around the pool again .... LOL

Note to self: Don't go swimming at Barbie's...


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Aww shit Jeff!!!!

Now Stewie is afraid to come swimming!!! Thinks you might mollest him in the pool!

And NO Steiwe means NO Vanilla!!!!!

Goddamnit your homosexual behavior just cost us one HOT babe in the pool tonight!!!!!

congrats

Niko needs* to bring luv for the four footer? i think not.
you should show some damn luv, its been way too long for you......

and as far as chasing niko with a hard on i think its a must. the sight alone is hilarious! :Graucho


See ya guys tonight!

what methods do you usually have it?
:)

I have one word for you: Seasonale. It rocks! :thumbsup

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dammit

c'mon now lets come to our senses .... there is NO need to be afraid stewie! I assure you Jeffy will be on his best behavior.
:thumbsup

dammit this is no good niko......

i wanted to hang out with stewie and vanilla naked in the pool.

:(

well its alot better than *NOT* having it LOL :1orglaugh

but i agree seasonale does rock, thank buddah.

Suuuuuuurrrrrrreee... Now that Vanilla might not be skinny dipping, you are suddenly worried with my wellbeing. I know how it is - I feel so cheap and used!

Translation: "I want Stewie to drop off Vanilla so I can molest her naked in my pool... Stewie can come back and pick her up later."



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it turns you on, huh? :Graucho

So??!!! :Graucho

so this means your coming over right? :)

I don't know... Maybe if I can use your naked body to shield me from Chaos and his angry "henchman".

No no no!!!

She is too tiny to shield the two of us Stewie and I had her human shield talents first!!!

You have to get Vanilla to shield you!!!
:thumbsup

You had your chance, and now it is my turn. Besides, maybe if I use you as a decoy, Chaos will chase you and leave me alone with naked Barbie and Vanilla.

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OK when the party turns into me running from Chaos and his angry penis..................................and you hanging with Vanilla and Barbie naked...........................then I am out.

No thanks. You guys are on your own!:(