I Got a Nose Job
 

A few minutes ago, my girlfriend dropped my pants, started rubbing the head of my cock against her nose then sucked my balls for a few moments, pulled my pants back up then went off down the hallway to the bedroom for a nap.

Chicks are wierd.

weren't you supposed to followe her to the room for a "nap"

WTF are you still doing here?

i feel sorry for you

you sure it wasn't your dog?

i am currently banging her like a lost RAM, i am also hung like a pop tart on 2 wheels, she will be returning in a few hours, i must take her bumhole to a place only buddah can be.

so now you have blue balls? :(

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yikes man go finish the job

maybe she was just checking you out , like a dog sniffing around, and she decided that it wasnt worth the effort and went for a nap. women are strange.

thats some weird shit for sure...

I think that was a hint dude. Step away from the computer & go join her :winkwink:

A hint? What kind of hint?

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yeah exactly. She is most likely pissed off you didn't take the hint.

Or leaving her sent to warn off other girls. :1orglaugh

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doesn't sound very sexy...

How many times a month do you take a shower?

my thoughts exactly... you half-brain or not? go follow her!!!