got my first gay hate call tonight
 

A couple minutes a girl calls my cell phone. I was sure SOMETHING odd was about to happen, because it's a rare occurance when a random unknown chick calls me responding to an ad. Especially considering none of my ads are looking for women.

So the convo goes like this:

me. "Noah speaking."
her. "Um, hiiiii is this Gay Noah?"
me. "mmm, what?"
her. "are you gay, Noah?"
me. "no, I'm not gay."
her. "but you take pictures of gay people?"
me. "yes... and I'm not gay, I promise"
her. "hehehe you promise!! well I think you guys are a bunch of flaming faggots!!!"

And then she hangs up. Too bad, I was about to invite her over to blow me.

prob some drunk chick that lost a bet cuz i dunno wtf would she care if u were gay or not.


either that or its an ex

Nah, I got the vibe that it was a bunch of highschool chicks browsing the adult entertainment ads in the local alternative paper. Oh well, I was looking forward to having an in-depth conversation on cultural diversity and the right-wing agenda of the religious fundamentalists. Guess I'll have to wait until next time. :(

no really, are you gay?

Only for you. :Graucho

WTF?

Lol- give her my number :Graucho