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Rip 01-10-2001 11:34 PM

AP car giveaway Cool
 

You must sign up for all the programs and start sending traffic by the end of january 2000

http://www.student.oulu.fi/~eaugusti/pics/N360/side.jpg

Lensman 01-11-2001 01:07 AM

Rip, the funny thing is that we are actually planning on giving away a new car, but we can't figure out how. No not the one your showing.


Wizzo 01-11-2001 01:20 AM

Rip, Lens would never give away Tanker's car.

TheFLY 01-11-2001 01:33 AM

How about a roadster... like a Porche...
I think a Viper is a little too pretentious -- AP advertisers are a little more sophisticated http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

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Rip 01-11-2001 01:52 AM

Just give it to me, then you won't need to figure out anthing http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

liquid 01-11-2001 02:01 AM

perfect vehicle...

Ferrari 360 Modena


Tanker 01-11-2001 08:55 AM

Lets get some suggestions for a car giveaway
not what type of car but how should it be done

Tanker

Techie Media 01-11-2001 10:03 AM

OK Tanker, heres how I see it. The bottom line is the money generated to AP as a hole. Some people promote 1 of the programs and some promote several of them. But the bottom line is what gets put into the AP bank for lensman to spend on new dresses http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif So I think the car should go to the webmaster that does the overall largest amount of sales to any and all AP programs, added up as one total.

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MrCockTale 01-11-2001 10:07 AM

Why do big adult sponsoer programs always
give away free cars..

Try something else, like an appartment http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif
an airplane, maybe a helicopter or a
computer... http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif

TheFLY 01-11-2001 12:20 PM

I never win anything so fuck the car it's a waste of money. The only point of giving away the car is to get people to send more traffic. The people that send the most traffic are the smartest -- and those people know that contests are a waste of resources -- and that the money for the car could have gone to buying Lensman some new dresses --
How about a $.08 bonus for higher conversions on the click program ? Or wire transfers so I can travel around the world w/o my mailbox filling up w/ AP checks... How about an APBailBonds.com program so you can get us out of jail when we're arrested for public drunkeness.

Rose 01-11-2001 08:40 PM

I love that car

blakkfrogg 01-11-2001 09:03 PM

The car is a great idea, but it'd be even better if you stuffed it full of mashed potatoes and twinkies before giving it away.

Yeah, sure, it might ruin the upholstery, but just think of the fun you'll have stuffing the last bits in through a crack in the sunroof!

In the words of Stimpy, "Oh, Joy!"

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Rip 01-11-2001 09:12 PM

did you notice the seat is backwards?

that is so the winning webmaster can give the a/p rep who delivers the car a b-j as a thank you for winning

XxCrackNuggetxX 01-11-2001 09:15 PM

Whats Wrong With That Car Peoples? Id Rock That Car Everywhere...I Want A Trash Truck For My B-Day And Chase People In It.

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XxCrackNuggetxX 01-11-2001 09:16 PM

And Oh Yeah I Also Want A MTA And Pass People On The Street And Throw Stuff At Them That Would Be Funny...

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wiZd0m 06-11-2001 09:40 AM

And you complain about your car Dirtypainter??

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Rodent 06-11-2001 12:37 PM

Thats a hot fucking car. Does it come stock with the seat reversed or is that part of package option? If so you need to include that package when buying the car to give away.

Jamdin 06-11-2001 12:59 PM

I could use a new car. The one I have now is a '78 Dodge Aspen with no ac, crack in the engine & rust holes the size of Montana. It still gets me where I want to go as long as I don't go out of town. Heater & radio still works great.

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Theo 06-11-2001 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY:
How about a roadster... like a Porche...
I think a Viper is a little too pretentious -- AP advertisers are a little more sophisticated http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif


I don't want another porsche. A RangeRover sounds a nice choice :-0


ldinternet 06-11-2001 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by liquid:
perfect vehicle...

Ferrari 360 Modena


Doesn't The Hun drive one of those? It's a Ferrari, that I'm certain of. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

ldinternet 06-11-2001 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tanker:
Lets get some suggestions for a car giveaway
not what type of car but how should it be done

Tanker,

As I see it giving away a car to a webmaster with the most tracks or click-revenue is pretty pointless, as they can most likely afford the car anyway. However - it could be considered a reward for their loyalty.

Heh heh... a good idea would be to do it PLR Radio style, like when they give away the ARS reward points. Bascially, set a date for an Amateur Pages / Cash Tour IRC chat. The chat starts, for example, at 7pm. A member of the AP crew picks a number between 1 and 10,000,000. The webmasters have to guess the number... the winner gets the car, but they must have been on the AP program for 30 days or more, and must have an active account. Unlikely that someone will get it very soon with such a large range, you could be there all night. But it's great fucking fun... and I guarantee that's everyone's hearts will be going a mile a minute. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

aprilkorova 06-11-2001 03:52 PM

Lens,

Just as lightning suggested, whoever makes you the most money during a certain period of time. Incentive for webmasters to work a little harder, means more money for you and them. It would probably pay for itself and I'm sure your accountant will find a way to write it off.

Sounds like a win win situation. My vote would be for a BMW convertible. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

TheMan 06-11-2001 04:50 PM

I have a suggestion hehe

I think to make this fair you guys should do a big drawing with tickets. And give a ticket for likke every 1 to 5 signups a webmaster makes. Yea u can give the car to who ever gets the most signups, but tons of webmasters have no chance when it comes to the guys who run freehost and have ap links plastered everywhere. It's something that would give everyone a fair chance and motivate even the little guys to wanna get some signups to participate in the drawing.

TheMan


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Dirtypainter 06-11-2001 05:20 PM

well since this one has a back seat for romping you bet I can complain *LOL* and I bet the steering wheel actually works. *L* I have a hell of a time making a right turn with my SUV. the motor must be blind on the right side as it don't like going that way.

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Theo 06-11-2001 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ldinternet:
Doesn't The Hun drive one of those? It's a Ferrari, that I'm certain of. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

I think this is the case (Ferrari, don't know the model), at least that I have heard from a Hun's neighbour.


I'm quite pleased with my porsche though :-0

Theo 06-11-2001 05:45 PM

I think it's the suitable time to thank Wizdom for his DigitalBabes partnership program.

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Dirtypainter 06-11-2001 05:50 PM

ok thats it. everybody got a cool car and I get a gassy SUV.


Wizdom we got to talk dude.

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MrBrian 06-11-2001 06:04 PM

anyone want to race??


no, its not me. this is my gay ass friend...

http://www.carolinais.com/viper.jpg

Bake 06-11-2001 06:06 PM

I agree with the MAN . Ever 5 sales you get a ticket the ticket goes into barrel that would be fair.What chance have I got up against a free host or the Boneprone.They would have more tickets than me but a least I would have a slim one instead of jack shit.
Bake

Dirtypainter 06-11-2001 06:15 PM

YES the famed erkle or however you spell it car.

See Wizdom thats a car I want. them chicks really dig a car like that.

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Lord Gord-Tex 06-11-2001 06:59 PM

Wonderfull car dude..
How much it cost ??

boneprone 06-11-2001 07:03 PM

I could always use some extra motivation to send more hits and get more signups.. This would do it!

Zoom Zoom.

Eric 06-12-2001 08:23 AM

Well we know that guy never gets laid in his car!

Out
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deluxe 06-12-2001 10:23 AM

please don't give away a car, be different!

give away a paid trip to amateurpages hq, get the winner to meet the girls, the crew and so on...


Badgurl 06-12-2001 10:56 AM

How about our own private island in the carribeans?



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