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  • TheMaster
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2003
    • 2734

    #1

    Those funny Texans

    keep cracking me up:

    just read that although it's legal to own as many guns as you want, it's illegal to own more than 5 dildo's in Texas.

    It's not really the fact that except for conflict/war areas, the US (and Canada, but they make it up with lesser deaths) has the most guns per capita, but the fact that there are so many contradictory and stupid laws in the US, that keeps the rest of the western world thinking: strange americans

    same with:

    illegal to take on plane: spoon = possible weapon

    legal to take on plane: cigarette lighter + handkerchief + strong liquor (from the tax free shop) = molotov cocktail
  • Zerof8
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2004
    • 1245

    #2
    Yeah there are some crazy laws here but I think most of them are never enforced
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    • TheMaster
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2003
      • 2734

      #3
      Originally posted by Zerof8
      Yeah there are some crazy laws here but I think most of them are never enforced
      well, there's this docu piece in 2 hours, I'll let you guys know

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      • Manowar
        jellyfish  
        • Dec 2003
        • 71528

        #4
        Originally posted by Zerof8
        Yeah there are some crazy laws here but I think most of them are never enforced
        I'm an official Dildo counter for the state of texas, who says that ?

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        • Doctor Dre
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jan 2001
          • 51692

          #5
          In a state you cannot walk backwards while eating peanuts during a live concert
          Originally posted by rayadp05
          I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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          • fr33s3x
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2003
            • 5064

            #6
            30 seconds

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            • AdPatron
              No commissions, no fees.
              • Apr 2003
              • 17706

              #7
              I know a few girls that have more than 5 here in TX.

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              • Manowar
                jellyfish  
                • Dec 2003
                • 71528

                #8
                Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                In a state you cannot walk backwards while eating peanuts during a live concert
                Dammit, so thats why i got arrested

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