Those funny Texans
 

keep cracking me up:

just read that although it's legal to own as many guns as you want, it's illegal to own more than 5 dildo's in Texas.

It's not really the fact that except for conflict/war areas, the US (and Canada, but they make it up with lesser deaths) has the most guns per capita, but the fact that there are so many contradictory and stupid laws in the US, that keeps the rest of the western world thinking: strange americans :1orglaugh

same with:

illegal to take on plane: spoon = possible weapon :1orglaugh

legal to take on plane: cigarette lighter + handkerchief + strong liquor (from the tax free shop) = molotov cocktail

Yeah there are some crazy laws here but I think most of them are never enforced

well, there's this docu piece in 2 hours, I'll let you guys know

I'm an official Dildo counter for the state of texas, who says that ?

In a state you cannot walk backwards while eating peanuts during a live concert

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I know a few girls that have more than 5 here in TX.

Dammit, so thats why i got arrested :(