Okay, should I be Jewish or Buddhist?
 

LOL not even sure I spelt those right...

looking for a new religeon to learn about.

Buddha was a fat man.. he sounds like a deity us webmasters can get behind. :1orglaugh :thumbsup

ohhh more fat bashing!!!

;) hey i dont mind, im easy...

Depends on what chick you are chatting up.

both

Go Jewish in the morning and Buddhist in the evening.

Buddhism is amazing, if you ignore all the mystical shit and focus on the vipisana meditation.

Go read "Mindfulness in Plain English" it is a quick read, but if you really pay attention and practice that stuff you will be changed.

Buddhism isn't a religion. It's more of a way of life. I had a girlfriend that was a Buddhist and she was absolutely amazing. Even after I cheated on her she was able to smile and treat me like a friend. I think Buddhists know something that the rest of us just don't "get."

Yeah but did she still kiss the weenie in that special way? :winkwink:

You're a fucking idiot!

buddist chicks worship the cock. cant go wrong

Had she kissed it in that special way to begin with I wouldn't have cheated on her. :1orglaugh

Yeah........:) She's trying to remember how the Japanese use those Katana swords............you know, like Lorain Bobbit. :1orglaugh

if your still workin on dreadlocks then why not go all out and be rastafarian?

Buddhism is pretty cool, when you check it out. Don't leave your brain at the door of course, but I'd recommend it.

Particularly appealing to me is how inclusionary the buddhists are... to them, every other religion is just as valid as buddhism, it's just another aspect... another lens through which to view God. Perhaps if more people thought this way, there'd be less religiously motivated dick-swinging contests.:2 cents:

Sykkentology

go buddha u won't regret it

God spelled backwards is dog but Bob is always boB. Try SLACK! :thumbsup

Would you rather be a) rich and neurotic, or b) poor and happy?

Buddhism would get my vote.

you're already in "pornism" - for lots of people this is enough :1orglaugh

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hhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmm i'd go with buddism.

Can you picture yourself praying to a wall?

http://www.sacredsites.com/middle_ea...asidic_jew.jpg

Bro try JManish. Pretty simple way of life and very gradifiying :Graucho

Oh and they also worship the devine cock :1orglaugh

Uhh, Buddhists don't have a "God."

a good read on buddism, or one variation of it that's pretty easy reading and a VERY nice overview:

"Zen for Americans"


it gets the Uncle Jimmy :thumbsup :thumbsup

well, if you just want to learn about a religion, then give paganism a shot, very very entertaining

Buddhist :P Do not eat animals !