Does The King Jerk Off ?
 

Tell me. Does he?

The King (which one) or theking?

only when he's sober enough to feel some sensation down there...

Pathfinder? He lost his penis on his sixth tour of 'nam.

Oh wait, I mean falling off a jeep during basic training.

I think not. The King would never jerk off. He would always have whatever it is he wanted. His wife, the towns best virgin, whatever. He is the king. He would never spank the monkey.

Have anymore shitty content sets to sell?

I jerk from time to time.

think about this logically for one minute.

this guy is a chronic masturbator.

the kind of guy with flakey dried jizz spots near his zipper.

keeps a napkin on his desk if you know what i mean. :Graucho

He's male... of course he jerks off

Of course he does.. and if he says he doesn't then he's a liar. :1orglaugh