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noam 08-18-2004 11:09 PM

hole in my hand (pic)
 
There I was in my morning jog feeling groovey, when I tripped and landed on a ~2 inch nail (only got about half of it in my hand).

Didn't hurt at the time, because of the andrenaline, so I jogged my way to the nearest hospital (only about a mile).

After seeing three doctors, getting a hot nurse's phone number and an x-ray they released me.

http://noam.kadanit.com/nail.jpg

You can't really tell how deep it is from the pic, but you can see the location really sucks.

No Tennis for me for two weeks, I can still go jogging though.

Hold on for pics of the hot nurse... Will call her tomorrow.

fr8 08-18-2004 11:11 PM

You should shove your finger in it. If it hurts stop. lol

NoCarrier 08-18-2004 11:11 PM

I can almost feel the pain..:uhoh

noam 08-18-2004 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fr8
You should shove your finger in it. If it hurts stop. lol
wtf?

KMR Stitch 08-18-2004 11:48 PM

Jesus!

;-)

fr8 08-18-2004 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by noam
wtf?
I thought the same thing. Im not sure what I was thinking. lol

DarkJedi 08-18-2004 11:56 PM

Doesnt look that bad.

StuBradley 08-18-2004 11:56 PM

at least it was your left hand...you can still whack off

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Danny Dukes 08-18-2004 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by noam
There I was in my morning jog feeling groovey, when I tripped and landed on a ~2 inch nail (only got about half of it in my hand).

Didn't hurt at the time, because of the andrenaline, so I jogged my way to the nearest hospital (only about a mile).

After seeing three doctors, getting a hot nurse's phone number and an x-ray they released me.

http://noam.kadanit.com/nail.jpg

You can't really tell how deep it is from the pic, but you can see the location really sucks.

No Tennis for me for two weeks, I can still go jogging though.

Hold on for pics of the hot nurse... Will call her tomorrow.

4 words...Stop being a pussy, jesus christ its a very small punture, you act like you just got your fucking hand blown off you sissy, my 8 year old doesn't even cry like your bitch ass! :thumbsup

Manowar 08-19-2004 12:00 AM

Nice little hole, doesnt look too serious

Danny Dukes 08-19-2004 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Manowar
Nice little hole, doesnt look too serious
No Shit!

Drake 08-19-2004 12:03 AM

It was fate. That's what you can say when that hot nurse becomes your wife:winkwink: :thumbsup

Magg 08-19-2004 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fr8
You should shove your finger in it. If it hurts stop. lol

LOL! :ak47:

Napolean 08-19-2004 12:20 AM

stigmata

noam 08-19-2004 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Danny Dukes
4 words...Stop being a pussy, jesus christ its a very small punture, you act like you just got your fucking hand blown off you sissy, my 8 year old doesn't even cry like your bitch ass! :thumbsup
Well, if the nail hadn't hit the bone, it would have gone all the way to the other side, according to the doctor who looked at the x-ray.

VeriSexy 08-19-2004 12:24 AM

Looks like you have a good solid fate line :1orglaugh That looks painful :(

http://www.tiscali.co.uk/lifestyle/n.../fateline.html

Face (o_0) 08-19-2004 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Danny Dukes
No Shit!
i thought he shot himself in the hand or something ...BOrrrrriinnnnngngg

looks photoshoped :1orglaugh

Love Brokers 08-19-2004 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by StuBradley
at least it was your left hand...you can still whack off

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Let him use his left hand.....the proteen will speed the healing process.:thumbsup

Vitasoy 08-19-2004 01:27 AM

Sounds painful, but dosn't look that bad :winkwink:

Alex Xe 08-19-2004 01:40 AM

not lucky

Morgan 08-19-2004 01:43 AM

It's a long way from your heart, you'll be ok.

Smut 08-19-2004 01:44 AM

Dum Ass... Don't you know that webmasters don't exercise? Go get some cheeseburgers and soda, and get back to work.

eiht_98 08-19-2004 01:46 AM

http://imagefort.com/hosted/yyn4kt7q...rbfaq5zbun.jpg

nufsaid 08-19-2004 02:08 AM

Put the nail back in then we can see how deep it is
:1orglaugh

Aquarius 08-19-2004 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nufsaid
Put the nail back in then we can see how deep it is
:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

wdsguy 08-19-2004 02:45 AM

u went t the hospital just for that shit? pussy

flashfreak 08-19-2004 02:53 AM

jeeez... you're such a pussy...
going to the hospital... seeing 3 doctors for that...
I had way harder injuries while I was a kid and trust me I didn't make such a big show...

Satisfaction 08-19-2004 03:36 AM

ouch.. that sounds very painful indeed!

DatingGold 08-19-2004 03:51 AM

ouch

cayne 08-19-2004 04:09 AM

looks scary... :helpme

Platinumpimp 08-19-2004 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by noam
Well, if the nail hadn't hit the bone, it would have gone all the way to the other side, according to the doctor who looked at the x-ray.
Yea but you are still a pussy, the Duke has spoken :1orglaugh

Seriously, I can imagine that shit must've hurt.

TweetyBird 08-19-2004 04:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by eiht_98
http://imagefort.com/hosted/yyn4kt7q...rbfaq5zbun.jpg
hehe :glugglug

Preacher 08-19-2004 04:40 AM

hm... doesn't look that bad to me. :2 cents:

hova 08-19-2004 04:45 AM

What are you going to do about it

noam 08-19-2004 10:39 AM

It's getting worse :(

http://noam.kadanit.com/nail2.jpg

dennisthemenace 08-19-2004 11:04 AM

Am I the only person who has never heard the words, "I jogged to the hospital" used together before?

:1orglaugh

FrankWhite 08-19-2004 11:08 AM

how do you play tennis with your left hand ?

Oncle_Benny 08-19-2004 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dennisthemenace
Am I the only person who has never heard the words, "I jogged to the hospital" used together before?

:1orglaugh


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

jacked 08-19-2004 11:09 AM

dam it looks more rigid looking now then it did in the first pic

tranza 08-19-2004 11:12 AM

Where´s the pic of the hot nurse??

axelcat 08-19-2004 11:13 AM

:ak47:

RedShoe 08-19-2004 11:16 AM

pussy.

I drilled a 3/4" hole into my hand and chipped bone. These photos were 1 day after (unsucessful) micro surgery to repair the nerves. To this day I still hve no feeling in those two fingers. They said keep the bandages on for 2 weeks. The bandage came off the next day, so I could work.
http://bootybone.com/gfy/hand01.jpg
http://bootybone.com/gfy/hand02.jpg

SplitInfinity 08-19-2004 11:18 AM

I swear if you ZOOM into the wound, you can see the face of Jesus,
SPOOKY!

TaDoW 08-19-2004 12:10 PM

is your last name Chomsky?

Danny Dukes 08-19-2004 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
pussy.

I drilled a 3/4" hole into my hand and chipped bone. These photos were 1 day after (unsucessful) micro surgery to repair the nerves. To this day I still hve no feeling in those two fingers. They said keep the bandages on for 2 weeks. The bandage came off the next day, so I could work.
http://bootybone.com/gfy/hand01.jpg
http://bootybone.com/gfy/hand02.jpg

Now thats fuckin knarly!:(

loverboy 08-19-2004 01:22 PM

definitely no hand-job for you this week.

C-Bass 08-19-2004 01:24 PM

i THINK I JUST trhew up from seeing RedShoe's hand :glugglug

mardigras 08-19-2004 01:38 PM

Several years ago I was squatting down painting trim when I lost my balance and fell backwards. In my attempt to "catch" myself I drove my wrist into a nail in another piece of trim that had been removed and I hadn't noticed it. It entered right where the wrist and hand join and scraped along the bone all the way in. Getting it out hurt more than landing on it. I didn't type for a few days:glugglug

Be sure your tetnus shot is up-to-date after you have a puncture wound.


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