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Juicy D. Links 08-18-2004 07:16 PM

>>>>MASSAGE Therapist advice NEEDED
 
Yo i am getting a massage tomorrow.

Do i have to get naked or how does it work?

Its a legit massage therapist no suckie suckie 5 dolla thing

AndrewKanuck 08-18-2004 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Yo i am getting a massage tomorrow.

Do i have to get naked or how does it work?

Its a legit massage therapist no suckie suckie 5 dolla thing

Happy endings are extra

freeadultcontent 08-18-2004 07:16 PM

you will be naked wearing a towel.

Persius 08-18-2004 07:17 PM

how much you paying and how long is the session btw?

im looking to get one done also :)

NoCarrier 08-18-2004 07:17 PM

What kind of massage (i.e Shiatsu..) ?

Juicy D. Links 08-18-2004 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
you will be naked wearing a towel.
no underwear?

enter » 08-18-2004 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
you will be naked wearing a towel.
Yeah, or wear tight briefs under it to try and hold back the boner. It's inevitable that you WILL get one.

Juicy D. Links 08-18-2004 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Persius
how much you paying and how long is the session btw?

im looking to get one done also :)

60 min = 60 bucks plus a tip I would assume.

AndrewKanuck 08-18-2004 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
60 min = 60 bucks plus a tip I would assume.
Did you ask how much the happy ending is? It's usually 25$

jonesy 08-18-2004 07:20 PM

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Originally posted by enter »
Yeah, or wear tight briefs under it to try and hold back the boner. It's inevitable that you WILL get one.
not of youre gettin a therapeutic massage.

but then again its juicy ....

Verbal 08-18-2004 07:21 PM

Keep your tighty whiteys on if she's good looking. Don't want to get a semi mid-way through the massage. Dont worry about it if she's ugly. Keeping your underwear on usually voids the butt massage which is the best part.

NoCarrier 08-18-2004 07:21 PM

What kind of massage (i.e Shiatsu..) ?

Juicy D. Links 08-18-2004 07:22 PM

i aint looking for a handjob here, doc recommended her.

Helix 08-18-2004 07:23 PM

Mr Izzz said he kicked in a few bucks extra for the prostate massage/milking hoping you might stop making advances towards him. Enjoy :thumbsup

Persius 08-18-2004 07:23 PM

make sure u nair that back

n3in 08-18-2004 07:24 PM

just walk into the room, wang danglin, and see what the masseuse has to say

freeadultcontent 08-18-2004 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
60 min = 60 bucks plus a tip I would assume.
Yes a tip, unless she is the owner.

AndrewKanuck 08-18-2004 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by n3in
just walk into the room, wang danglin, and see what the masseuse has to say
Danglin'? It's juicy...

NoCarrier 08-18-2004 07:25 PM

What ever you do, do not, and I repeat, DO NOT remove the towel if the girl forgot to shave his beard.

freeadultcontent 08-18-2004 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
no underwear?
If your that concerned or worried she will pounce you, sure wear em.

wdsguy 08-18-2004 07:25 PM

5 dollah extra and she will give u the full service massage

SLUTTMUFFIN 08-18-2004 07:27 PM

I went this morning. Mind was for my back, and I just had to take off my shirt for the ultra sound. It was nice. I left feeling like a feather.....

Juicy D. Links 08-18-2004 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
What kind of massage (i.e Shiatsu..) ?
therapeuitc

freeadultcontent 08-18-2004 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
therapeuitc
There are different types of therapeutic massages.

Juicy D. Links 08-18-2004 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
There are different types of therapeutic massages.
deep tissue? chiropractor referred her.

I hope she is hot

shit i hope i dont get a boner

fr8 08-18-2004 07:41 PM

A towel and you will be set. You can still try for the suckie suckie.

strats 08-18-2004 07:53 PM

*for males with insecurities;

working with female holistic bodyworkers is the best way for guys to deal with insecurities. After a enough sessions, its just a woman doing body work. If you get wood though, dont make any move to cover it, dont push it, dont make anything. if you start thinking 'omg, im getting wood, o shit, omg, just watch yourself think that lol. observe your insecurities, remain aware of your relationship with/reactions from the therapist. There are a surprising number of female body workers who won't even give a thought to your wood, maybe the most you will get is a grin :p

Also, there are some really good ones who know when you even have a sexual thought, heheh those ones (only if you dont live in mommies basement, and aren't some bitch) are really good. haha peace out my niggas

Peaches 08-18-2004 08:50 PM

My sister is a massage therapist in CA. You get naked or wear boxers and she covers you with a sheet. She said the number of men who get hard while she's working on them is unreal :1orglaugh

She's in a snooty place though - if there are any attempts at anything else, dude gets told to leave and banned. :winkwink:

Peaches 08-18-2004 08:53 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
deep tissue? chiropractor referred her.

I hope she is hot

shit i hope i dont get a boner

Oh geeze - just saw this about the deep tissue. If you're into pain, then you'll get a boner. If not, then you will hurt at first but once it's over, you feel great :)

pornguy 08-18-2004 09:04 PM

Had a nice one in June. It was 45$ for 60 min.

No boner, the chick was a little to round for me.

SleazeQueen 08-18-2004 11:08 PM

I'm getting one tomorrow on the other coast. :) It's my first time too and they told me naked under a sheet. They said that we'll talk and decide what we're doing (what kind of massage - deep tissue, or whatever) and where to focus on my pain. Then she tells me face up or face down and leaves the room. I get nekkid and under a sheet and then she comes back in.

I just hope it helps. I'd walk there naked if it will work. I did 3 months of physical therapy and had pain relief for the first time in almost 10 years. I didn't know how much I was hurting until it didn't hurt anymore. Now it's coming back and my PT said to do regular massage along with my exercises. I hope it works.

jade_dragon 08-18-2004 11:21 PM

I remember when I was in high school got fucked up in a wreck and had to get them at a chiropractic/physical therapy place. So the first time in walks this woman who looks EXACTLY like a chic I had seen in one of my dad's porns I found, right down to the ring she had on her right hand (5 topaz singles on a gold band). I was thinking of the best non offensive way to ask her if she ever did a flick with Randy West but never got around to it, this just made me think of it.

JulianSosa 08-18-2004 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Yo i am getting a massage tomorrow.

Do i have to get naked or how does it work?

Its a legit massage therapist no suckie suckie 5 dolla thing


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Juicy D. Links 08-18-2004 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JulianSosa
Juicy I will send over Malitahponfa.

YOU interested?

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:1orglaugh


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