Spanish - Who's the expert
 

I'll be in Mexico City for a while starting tuesday morning - so who's got the goods on key spanish lines? I took some spanish courses a while back, and listened to some audio books; but that don't teach you the slang or the dirty dialect.

Now...Donde esta el punani!!!

Bump - you english bastards

La concha de tu madre :1orglaugh

That is used in Argentina.

mi grandma tiene una vagina muy seca. Mi grandma estalló en la microonda

There we go, some spanish people - I won't use that one, but keep them comin'.

Naaaasstay

usted bastardos ingleses

BUMP

Well then, time to listen to my "Learn spanish while you sleep" again.

"chupa mi pinga puta frijolera" that should get you some hot latin pussies:thumbsup

Get them to shoot me maybe :2 cents:

probably :thumbsup

I know enough spanish to avoid getting shot...I hope

meteme el dedo en el culo, mami

Soy americano y tengo quinientos dollars en mi pantalones. Robeme.


Something to say hi with.

No thanks, I won't be advertising my money.