mary34d
 

Will you suck my pee pee too?

lol :1orglaugh

i think she will suck anyones

second that.

I know I am not a bus driver but I am DAMN good looking.

I'm pretty sure she's a nice girl in person.

Hey, don't bring that shit in here. I'm trying to get laid ass-stain

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I want to fuck her :winkwink:

I think she has progressed to pilots, so you are SOL:Graucho

lick my pussy instead

She also likes to read books. Would you like to go watch a movie with her?

You man pussy?

So long as we're just fucking through the whole thing.

how much traffic do you have?

No way. mary34d is a gentleman..

:1orglaugh

EL OH FUCKING EL!!!!!!!!

Holy shit that was fucking hillarious. 2 points for you on that one

i want to throat fuck her and make her choke on my cock hardcore style. :)

holy shit, great response...

nice one mary

Ok I put some thought into this. With that last comment I will let you sleep with me.

my old nick was Traffic Ho (there's a reason for that)

at least she's up front about it!:1orglaugh :thumbsup

I don't get it :/

LOL When you've had your fill of these boys, come to Mama!:Graucho :winkwink: :1orglaugh

she looks kinda trashy... but id fuck off a fifth or something lol...

Honey, you don't have to get anything, just stand there and look sexy.:Graucho :winkwink:

now you're not getting any

i wanna fuck your face

http://pretense.net/gl4l.jpg

I am damn good looking mary

the car has got to go

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

I agree with fris

http://pretense.net/gl4l.jpg


Nice shirt :Graucho

she wants me

you really think we beleive this nice guy act?

it doesn't become you


:winkwink:

nah it just needs a motor swap, turbo, color change, suspension and i.c.e. have you running 13 or lower in no time :thumbsup

Ya gotta eat more to score...

This thread is too funny... thanks for the laugh Brad :1orglaugh :thumbsup

Oh, that's not my car. I'm just borrowing it.

brad, do you think you can handle this???

http://www.mrizzz.com/shows/FLA04/marypole3.jpg

Brad couldn't handle a realdoll looking sexy at him without blowing his load... he is just a puppy... still doesn't have dick control.. :winkwink:

IIIIIIIIIII've got Pussy Controoooollllll.







Sorry. Irresistable Urge.:winkwink:

I've got my dick under control better than a grizzly. I hear they can become erect and lift their penis at will.

No, I was being serious. I'm sure she's nice. She seems friendly.

damn, now i'm confused. why do people do 180s?

NoCarrier it's working, but it's going to take a little more sucking up to make up for all the dissing you did.


LOL

mary: I've thrown this in a couple threads after you replied...but guess we missed our replies. Is offerjunction yours?

I agree, she does seem friendly. She endures a lot of bullshit for sucking cock, from guys who make money....from girls sucking cock. It's quite hypocritical. Then, you also have the dudes who call her ugly/etc, when these fucking guys are fat fucking geeks. Again, hypocritical. Mary seems like she enjoys her life, and thats all that matters.

BTW Brad, the car isn't the only thing you need to lose. Good luck bro. :thumbsup

For all the dissing? What.. About the "makeup" joke

and that picture :

http://porn-sex-list.com/juicythumb.jpg

Come on I was only kidding.. :glugglug

Be sure not to call her a slut. Lensman will give you a strike.