How Was Your Hotel Bill In Florida? Heres A Tip
 

Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want
to consider this... A husband and wife are traveling by car from
Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road,
they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest.
They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to
sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.

When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them
a bill for $350. The man explodes and demands to know why the
charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel,
the rooms certainly aren't worth $350.

When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the man
insists on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use.

"But we didn't use them," the man complains.

"Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the
Manager. He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says.

"But we didn't go to any of those shows, "complains the man again.
"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replies.

No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the man replies,
"But we didn't use it!"

The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the Manager.

The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But sir," he says, "this check is only made out for $50."

"That's correct," says the man. "I charged you $300 for sleeping
with my wife."

"But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.

"Well, too bad," the man replies. "She was here. and you could
have."

Hahaha!!!!

I'll have to remember that one......

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That was fucking great. Ill have to remember that one.

lol good one.

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Lee, I still need to talk to you... msg me when you get a chance please...

Hahahah! That's one of the funniest jokes I've probably ever heard!

That was a good one! :1orglaugh

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Good one :thumbsup

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that was a good one.

i made full use of the amenities in florida :)

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Noted!

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:1orglaugh Thats the first decent joke worth reading I've seen for a while.

Thanks for ruining this funny thread.. Everyone was having a good time.. :mad:

the joke may be funny, but the fact that he has time to post whore, but not to spend 5 mins to contact me is not...

That's a good one!
Nice

:1orglaugh That's a first for me.