When I was probably 16-17 I came home drunk in the middle of the nite, absolutely starving after many many beers. Grab the phone and order a pizza and promptly fall asleep on the couch.
Half an hour later theres a knock at the door which I completely sleep through but woke my old man. He answered the door to find the delivery guy waiting for his $20 bucks with a fresh pizza under his arm.
So what does he do? He finds my wallet, pays the guy and proceeds to wake mum up and they both knock the pizza off.
The funny thing was somewhere in there they managed to wake me up and get me to bed. When they'd finished the pizza he came up to my room and left the empty box next to my bed so I'd think I actually ate it...
To this day he still brings it up and tries to embarass me with it.
best way to get free pizza is to order like 8 xlarge pizzas in a big block .
The guy only brings 2 at a time . You just hide behind, while he's in the elevator you grab the 6 other ones in his car
Originally posted by rayadp05
I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?
"I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."
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