Why we Love children? (03)
 

An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into
mischief,
finally
asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?" The boy
thought it
over
and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep
slamming
the
door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's sake, Dylan, come in or
stay
out!'"

On an adult webmaster board, I would avoid posting threads with titles like "Why we love children"

That is some sage advice.. I am sure the mainstream media would love a juicy story like that,

i dont like children.

i like to think of myself as that clown with a machete driving an ice cream truck convining little kids to come in for a bite. (literally)

i need to get back to writing my horror novel, this gives me many ideas....

totally agreed ;)