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PRETTYONE 08-16-2004 04:10 PM

shaving
 
Sorry, I am new to this business and I hear a lot about shaving...call me dumb but what exactly is it? and why do so many people claim to not shave when so many webmasters that are promoting these people say they are?

PRETTYONE 08-16-2004 04:15 PM

IS ANYONE GOING TO HELP ME OUT HERE?

Gottis 08-16-2004 04:20 PM

Shaving info:

1. If you have long pubic hairs, trim hair with clippers or scissors. Electric clippers are best for this purpose.
2. Take a long, warm bath beforehand.
3. Before applying shaving cream, rinse area with cool water.
4. Apply shaving cream a few minutes before shaving to soften hairs. Consider using a shaving cream with additional conditioners or aloe.
5. Be sure to use a sharp blade. You might try using two new blades if you are shaving a large area.
6. When shaving, stroke an area no more than twice to reduce skin irritation. On the first stroke, go "with the grain" to remove most of the hair, then go "against the grain" for a smooth, close shave.
7. Be sure to clean the area afterwards with soap and water to reduce the risk of infection.
8. Some people find daily applying baby powder or talcum powder especially helpful after shaving to keep the area dry and irritation-free.
9. Practice clean hygiene after shaving, washing the area at least once a day to reduce sweat and oil build-up.
10. Go as long as possible between shavings to reduce skin irritation.

Syl 08-16-2004 04:22 PM

Found from another thread
Shaving - where the program doesnt count a certain number of sales you have sent to it.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...havin g+sales

MikeHawk 08-16-2004 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PRETTYONE
Sorry, I am new to this business and I hear a lot about shaving...call me dumb but what exactly is it? and why do so many people claim to not shave when so many webmasters that are promoting these people say they are?
PRETTYONE...that is something that is done by progam owners that are SCUM. They can look you in the eye and steal from you, so fucked.

I heard this story about a girl that was dating a very large program owner ...such a fucked story, the guy would wake up in the middle of the night and take sales away from his hard working webmasters. Then I guess this very same program owner would go on the boards proclaiming how he does or never has shaved, mean while....stealing and taking hard earned sales from his webmasters....

I cant say who this program or person is, but they have to look at themselves in the mirror everyday and deal with that kind of shit.

:mad: :feels-hot :mad:

AlanM 08-16-2004 04:35 PM

Just work with honest sponsors like in my signature :winkwink: and you will not get what is shaving :Graucho

PRETTYONE 08-16-2004 04:36 PM

aHHHH Thanks so much! I knew that I witnessed a very bad thing. Isn't it funny how some claim to be so noble and never cheat out the little guy when all along they are fucking the people doing the real work in order to sustain their lifestyle- Aren't you happy that their shaving got you McD's while they were eating a 5 lb lobster? I mean, someone who has to bump their own threads has GOT to be shaving- they must not be doing that well, don't you think?
And God, I mean claiming over and over that they convert the best just to fuck the little man. Its a damn shame. I will go to my corner now because I don't want to get my little sexy self in any hot water!!

But thanks for the info. Anyone with a mind can put two and two together.

wdsguy 08-16-2004 04:37 PM

U need a razor and I can show u how its done

Vitasoy 08-16-2004 04:42 PM

It's all about the mach3 baby :winkwink:

WWC-Moe B. 08-16-2004 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MikeHawk
PRETTYONE...that is something that is done by progam owners that are SCUM. They can look you in the eye and steal from you, so fucked.

I heard this story about a girl that was dating a very large program owner ...such a fucked story, the guy would wake up in the middle of the night and take sales away from his hard working webmasters. Then I guess this very same program owner would go on the boards proclaiming how he does or never has shaved, mean while....stealing and taking hard earned sales from his webmasters....

I cant say who this program or person is, but they have to look at themselves in the mirror everyday and deal with that kind of shit.

:mad: :feels-hot :mad:

Mike knows what he's talking about:thumbsup agree

PRETTYONE 08-16-2004 05:18 PM

Don't get me wrong , before this thread, I didn't know exactly what it was- I mean its no rocket science but, I wanted to make sure that what I did witness was bad. I know that people need to make money but, I think it is totally wrong to be so self absorbed and only care about you when there are all these lil guys busting ass for you and then get screwed.

I know how hard it is to make a living these days and to have these assholes fuck with your money is just wrong- when they fall I hope none of you are there to pick them up- cause thats just what they are- shit. I mean look at what SOME of them are doing to you. One in particular claims to be so high and mighty when in actuality they are fucking you hard up the ass. I have seen it everyday and everyday it made me sick.

PRETTYONE 08-16-2004 05:21 PM

If it isnt obvious I have very strong opinions on this matter:feels-hot

wyldblyss 08-16-2004 05:24 PM

Forget the popcorn, this just might qualify for chips and dip!
Sounds like prettyone and Mike Hawk know something we don't and they are playing off each other to try and give us the scoop without coming out and saying who it is.

Now...anyone know a program owner that recently dumped his girlfriend?:1orglaugh

dirtysouth 08-16-2004 05:26 PM

Indeed spill it. Knowing makes you guilty as well. :2 cents:

NichePay_Manny 08-16-2004 05:32 PM

:1orglaugh

MikeHawk 08-16-2004 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wyldblyss
Forget the popcorn, this just might qualify for chips and dip!
Sounds like prettyone and Mike Hawk know something we don't and they are playing off each other to try and give us the scoop without coming out and saying who it is.

Now...anyone know a program owner that recently dumped his girlfriend?:1orglaugh


:eek7

MikeHawk 08-16-2004 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Moe B.
Mike knows what he's talking about:thumbsup agree
Damn Moe ...thanks....I was also sitting having dinner with a girl that we were going to hire for our company in Florida, and she says "everyone shaves" I almost fell out of my chair, my partner looked at me, and we stayed quiet to here this one....scary I tell you.

Never in the 3 almost 4 years of Smashbucks was it even a consideration or a thought to do something fucked up like that, talk about shooting yourself in the foot. I know that we dont do that shit, and I know you guys at Adult Lounge dont do that shit....

Why make a few extra stupid dollars...when there is so much more money out there...?

VeriSexy 08-16-2004 06:28 PM

http://www.littlerain.com/mango/escalante/es-shave.gif

strats 08-16-2004 06:29 PM

shaving is for bitch punks

cold_ice 08-16-2004 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dirtysouth
Indeed spill it. Knowing makes you guilty as well. :2 cents:
:glugglug

PlayGirl 08-16-2004 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jon Adolfsson
Shaving info:

1. If you have long pubic hairs, trim hair with clippers or scissors. Electric clippers are best for this purpose.
2. Take a long, warm bath beforehand.
3. Before applying shaving cream, rinse area with cool water.
4. Apply shaving cream a few minutes before shaving to soften hairs. Consider using a shaving cream with additional conditioners or aloe.
5. Be sure to use a sharp blade. You might try using two new blades if you are shaving a large area.
6. When shaving, stroke an area no more than twice to reduce skin irritation. On the first stroke, go "with the grain" to remove most of the hair, then go "against the grain" for a smooth, close shave.
7. Be sure to clean the area afterwards with soap and water to reduce the risk of infection.
8. Some people find daily applying baby powder or talcum powder especially helpful after shaving to keep the area dry and irritation-free.
9. Practice clean hygiene after shaving, washing the area at least once a day to reduce sweat and oil build-up.
10. Go as long as possible between shavings to reduce skin irritation.

http://a1468.g.akamai.net/f/1468/580.../86325/300.jpg
link hottin!

PRETTYONE 08-16-2004 06:49 PM

lol, thats exactly what I use!!:thumbsup

PRETTYONE 08-16-2004 06:54 PM

WOOP WOOP! I GOT A SIG!:thumbsup

MikeHawk 08-16-2004 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by strats
shaving is for bitch punks
:thumbsup

PRETTYONE 08-17-2004 04:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by strats
shaving is for bitch punks

well you might want to reevaluate who you deal with. justa thought.

Manowar 08-17-2004 05:14 AM

Shaving - where the program deliberatly doesnt count a certain number of sales you have sent to it.

polish_aristocrat 08-17-2004 05:17 AM

I don't think that many sponsors shave :2 cents:

RicardoB 08-17-2004 05:58 AM

Shaving? http://www.pibcash.com/ Biggest shavers ever to get busted.

That's the perfect example do a search on them here.

jimmyf 08-17-2004 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Moe B.
Mike knows what he's talking about:thumbsup agree

yep and i agree with you:thumbsup

jimmyf 08-17-2004 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by wyldblyss
Forget the popcorn, this just might qualify for chips and dip!
Sounds like prettyone and Mike Hawk know something we don't and they are playing off each other to try and give us the scoop without coming out and saying who it is.

Now...anyone know a program owner that recently dumped his girlfriend?:1orglaugh

:Graucho

Jakke PNG 08-17-2004 06:06 AM

I shaved my armpits a few weeks back. I feel liberated.

jimmyf 08-17-2004 06:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RicardoB
Shaving? http://www.pibcash.com/ Biggest shavers ever to get busted.

That's the perfect example do a search on them here.

yes and i can't believe some people still think they are great

EviLGuY 08-17-2004 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PRETTYONE
Sorry, I am new to this business and I hear a lot about shaving...call me dumb but what exactly is it? and why do so many people claim to not shave when so many webmasters that are promoting these people say they are?
Damn I wish I could reclaim my innocence that shaving has stolen from me. :1orglaugh

polish_aristocrat 08-17-2004 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I shaved my armpits a few weeks back. I feel liberated.
I shaved them today and now i feel gay :helpme

Doctor Dre 08-17-2004 10:22 AM

Shaving is when you make 3 sales but you only get paid for one . They just remove the 2 other ones from the stats without you seeing it

MikeHawk 08-17-2004 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by wyldblyss
Forget the popcorn, this just might qualify for chips and dip!
Sounds like prettyone and Mike Hawk know something we don't and they are playing off each other to try and give us the scoop without coming out and saying who it is.

Now...anyone know a program owner that recently dumped his girlfriend?:1orglaugh

wyldblyss....got my chips and dip ready for this one too!....

RicardoB 08-17-2004 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimmyf
yes and i can't believe some people still think they are great
What can I say? There's a new sucker born every minute :1orglaugh

PRETTYONE 08-17-2004 12:54 PM

Well since my post, I have been threatened and supposedly am going to be sued... Hey I didn't say any names now did I? Apparently the guilty party is just a little pissed.

Threats are to punks as shaving is to a whole ass.

Better to be a Prettyone than a punk ass shaver!

PRETTYONE 08-17-2004 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MikeHawk
wyldblyss....got my chips and dip ready for this one too!....
hehehehe. :1orglaugh

MikeHawk 08-17-2004 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PRETTYONE
Well since my post, I have been threatened and supposedly am going to be sued... Hey I didn't say any names now did I? Apparently the guilty party is just a little pissed.

Threats are to punks as shaving is to a whole ass.

Better to be a Prettyone than a punk ass shaver!


.........................oh boy...here we go!


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