Why you should NEVER eat my chili...
 

My Ass Burns From Methane Gas!!!!!!

Those screaming hot cheetos do it to me, but they are so friggin yummy! lol

Chili is fucking awesome, haven't had any since the winter time though.

I think I put too much spice n shit in mine. It's so hot that my gf has to have a glass of milk in one hand and her chilli in the other. it's pretty sad. Almost makes ya get a buzz on.

if it doesnt make your eyes water and take your breath away.. it aint chili. Great place in Austin, TX "the Texas Chili Parlor".. has chili that will make you cry and melt your asshole..mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm throw some jalapenos on top for flavor :1orglaugh

Damn reminds me of the hot cheetos i just had

as my gf so elequently put it "Oh no, my asshole is going to start screaming" after here first bite.

haha I gotta pick some of that up if I see it.

time to break out the preperation H pads..it cools the burn :1orglaugh :thumbsup

ya it looks worse and feels way worse coming out then going in

I have a weakness for chilli! :Graucho

same with spicy indian. ring of fire time.

Never eaten it, probably never will

I hate it when my ass burns. Farts can be agressive :1orglaugh :helpme