slang names for penis
 

post all you got. a friend of mine is doing a report on them for her human sexuality class. shes a psyche major. I'll go ahead and say:

MDCQ,

there. its outta the way, okay any more slang names for the penis? obscure ones especially.

willy

Mister P

peter

what about nigga?

"hey nigga, get the fuck up"

trouser snake
chubby
sausage
cock (i just love this word!)
tube steak

I like to call it "little bro" :winkwink:

cock
dick
willy
pee pee
shlong
middle leg
hunka hunka burnin love :winkwink:
slapper
tickler
weenie
weiner
hot dog

no doubt there are tons of different ones.. is she researching foreign ones too? Perhaps the International webmasters have some cute, funny, odd terms for the word penis ?

Cool thread lol :thumbsup

right now its just american slang. but this stuff originates from all over so it would be kinda hard to verify that.

Purple Helmeted Soldier of Love
Crank
Tallywacker
willy
mushroom stamper
pussy plunger
semen seringe
load launcher

:1orglaugh

carpel tunnel relief stick.

1. Russell The One-Eyed Wonder Muscle


2. Gristle Missle


3. Pumping Pole of Penile Power


4. Bone-Her


5. Harry & the Hendersons (Hendersons are the balls)


6. Granite Edifice


7. One-Eyed Fred


8. Dip Stick


9. Piss Pump


10. Meat Wrench


11. Nightcrawler


12. Blue-veined Junket Pumper


13. Love Pump


14. Richard and the Twins


15. One Eyed Wonder Weasel


16. Ralph The Fur Faced Chicken


17. Tobias the Cheeky Monkey


18. Johnson


19. Trouser Snake


20. Tool


21. Thrill Drill


22. Sex Pistol


23. Pocket Rocket


24. One Hole Friction Whistle


25. The Pink Oboe


26. Purple-Helmeted Warrior


27. Purple-Helmeted Yogurt Thrower


28. Trouser Trout


29. Vlad The Impaler

knob

popular in england

Come to Daddy!

AARON'S ROD
ARM
BABY-MAKER
BEEF
BLUE VEIN MEATROLL
BALD-HEADED BUTLER
BALD-HEADED MOUSE
BELLY BUSTER
BATHTUB EEL
BEARDED BLOOD SAUSAGE
BIRD
BONE
BALONEY
BANANA
BAT
BAYONET
BEAN TOSSER
BEEF
BELLY RUFFIAN
BLADE
BROOMSTICK
BUM TICKLER
BUSH BEATER
BUTTON-HOLE WORKER
COCK
CANDLE
CARROT
CLUB
CRACK HAUNTER
CRANNY HUNTER
CRACKSMAN
CREAMSTICK
CULTY GUN
CARNAL STUMP
CHICKEN
CHILD-GETTER
CHINK-STOPPER
COREY
CROOK
DICK
DORK
DONG
DONIKER
DINGUS
DIPSTICK
DAGGER
DART OF LOVE
DEAREST MEMBER
DICKY
DING-DONG
DINGER
DINGLE-DANGLE
DUMMY
DODADDY
DOLLY
DOOFLICKER
DOWN-LEG
DRAGON
EEL
END
FAMILY ORGAN
FIDDLE BOW
FISH
FISHING ROD
FLAPPER
FOOL-STICKER
FOREFINGER
FUCKER
FOREMAN
GUN
GUT WRENCH
GIGGLE STICK
GADGET
GARDENER
GIGGLING PIN
GOOSER
GRAVY MAKER
GRINDING TOOL
GRISTLE
GUT STICK
HAIR SPLITTER
HAMBONE
HAMMER
HANGING JOHNNY
HOE HANDLE
HOLY POKER
HORN
HOSE
HOT ROD
HEAT-SEEKING MOISTURE
MISSILE
HAIRY HOT DOG
JACK IN THE BOX
JEMSON
JERKING IRON
JIGGER
JING JANG
JOCKAM
JOHNNIE
JOHNNY ONE-EYE THE
BALD-HEADED CHAMP
JOHNSON
JOINT
JOY KNOB
JOY PRONG
JOY STICK
KEY
KIDNEY CRACKER
KIDNEY WIPER
KIELBASA
KING MEMBER
KNOB
KNOCKER
LADIES' DELIGHT
LADIES' LOLLIPOP
LADIES' TREASURE
LAMP OF LIFE
LANCE
LIFE PRESERVER
LITTLE BROTHER
LITTLE WILLIE
LIVER TURNER
LIVE SAUSAGE
LIZARD
LOB
LOBCOCK
LOBSTER
LOLLYPOP
LONG JOHN
LOVE DART
LOVE GUN
LOVE MUSCLE
LUCY
LUNG DISTURBER
MAD MICK
MAGIC WAND
MAN-ROOT
MARROW BONE
MASTER JOHN THURSDAY
MASTER OF CEREMONIES
MEAT
MEAT HOOK
MEAT WHISTLE
MEMBER
MERRYMAKER
MIDDLE LEG
MILKMAN
MISTER GOODWRENCH
MISTER TOM
MOUSE
MUSCLE
MUTTON DAGGER
MY BODY'S CAPTAIN
NATURAL SCYTHE
NEEDLE
NIMROD
NIPPY
NOODLE
NOONY
OLD BLIND BOB
ONE-EYED NIGHT CRAWLER IN
THE TURTLE-NECK SWEATER
ONE-EYED MILKMAN
ONE-EYED TROUSER TROUT
ONE-EYED WONDER WORM
PANT MUSCLE
PECKER
PEE-PEE
PEN
PENCIL
PENDULUM
PERCH
PETER
PICCOLO
PICKLOCK
PIKESTAFF
PILE DRIVER
PIN
PINK PENCIL
PIPE
PISSER
PISTOL
PLUGTAIL
POCKET PICCOLO
POCKET ROCKET
POINTER
POKER
POLE
PORK
PORK SWORD
POST
PRICK
PRIDE AND JOY
PRONG
PUD
PUDDING
PUMP HANDLE
PURPLE-HELMETED WARRIOR
OF LOVE
PUP
PUTZ
QUICKENING PEG
QUIMSTAKE
RAM
RAMROD
RAW MEAT
REAMER
RED CAP
ROD
ROD OF LOVE
ROLLING PIN
ROOT
RUDDER
RUPERT
RUSSELL THE WONDER
MUSCLE
ST. PETER
SALAMI
SAUSAGE
SCEPTRE
SCHLONG
SEXING PIECE
SHAFT
SHMOCK
SHORT ARM
SHOVE DEVIL
SHVONTZ
SILENT FLUTE
SKIN FLUTE
SNAKE
SPIGOT
SPIKE-FAGGOT
SPINDLE
SPOT-RUMP
SPOUT
STAFF
STEAMING HOT KANGA
STEM
STICK
STING
STUMP
SUGAR STICK
SWORD
TAIL PIN
TALLY-WHACKER
TASSEL
TENT PEG
THING
THIRD LEG
THISTLE
THROBBER
THROBBING PYTHON OF LOVE
TICKLE-GIZZARD
TICKLER
TONG
TOOL
TORCH OF CUPID
TOY
TRAP-STICK
TROUSER ANACONDA
TUBE STEAK
UNCLE DICK
VOMITING COBRA
WAND
WANG
WAZOO
WEAPON
WEDGE
WEENIE
WHACKER
WHIP
WHISTLE
WHORE-PIPE
WICK
WILLIE
WINKLE
WIRE
WORM
YANG
YARD
YOSH
ZUBRICK

andre the giant

Dingie.