All my buddies have been ringing me
 

asking if i wanna come out and play (get very drunk).
I have been to the dentist this evening.
Coffee spills down my lips unnoticed until it reaches my chin.
I can't smoke a cigarette properly because the left side of my mouth collapses with no muscle control.
Bugger.

This one is just lusting for a reply... I am going to leave it to Bone or someone else to do it. I can barely keep from laughing.

Out
Eric_aka_RedEyes

haha...where's the bone when we need him. Your getting slow bone.

This has happened to me too. I had to smoke using a funnel!