VIP BS at Adult Webmaster Shows
 

Who are you guys fucking kidding with the VIP bullshit that goes on.

Seriously. Get real. You gotta be kidding if you think anyone in this biz is a real life VIP.

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For example, a bunch of GFY webmasters, including me, were at one of the events Friday night and these two yo yo bouncers that had an attitude like they were at some high end club in LA or NYC, came up to us and said we were in the VIP room and had to leave. It wasn't even roped off or anything and looked exactly like all the other rooms, and they were fucking rude about.

It was boring there anyway and we all decided to split and I hired a limo that had just dropped someone off and got us all back to the hotel.

It was a crap low end goth freak show club by the way, whoever picked that place.

I really hate when some so called "elite" pornograhpers try to act like they are special and above other people and play the VIP game and exclude people.

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What were you doing at a goth club?

Atleast they gave somebody like you a warning, imagine what they would have done to someone like me.:helpme



I would have probably ended up in the trash.:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


I hear what you are saying though KRL, i guess too many of the "pornographers" have watched the "Fabulous Life Of" from VH1.:winkwink:

LOL, I don't think anyone realized that's what it was going to be.

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KRL not VIP enough? That's a hoot. Who would ya have to be? Maybe BoobMaster? Oh, I know!! Ya have to own a TGP...

lol, VIP

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you missed the elite wet patch

oh shit....the elite levitation is fucking hilarious!

Nawwww tonight was the real joke! Shuttle 45 min to south beach, got the "VIP PASS" around my neck, club so fucking crowded, rude fucking doormen, hot as shit outside, club was a show supposedly for Internext, letting all dumb ass's from the local town, so the majority of us did not ever make it past velvet rope...not good.

The smart thing to do was to hang back at hotel, and relax instead of some bullshit party, that we were "special" getting our VIP passes to, and then getting treated like shit by the club..

Never ever again!:2 cents:

You gotta just play the VIP game right back at them. Just respond with "Do you realize who you are talking to? , I'm the mighty KRL and this is my posse, and watch as they respond with "Oh, i'm terribly sorry sir for my rudeness, you can come right through, what would you like to drink?"

That's what I've been saying at all the venues and its been working like a charm.

I already knew they would pull that at that party too and didn't even waste my time going.

I don't like when people are excluded. Its not right.

LOL, funny.

If you want to get into any club with a rope and a line, all you have to do is arrive in a limo or a nice set of wheels and have 2 gorgeous supermodel types on each arm. The rope will drop instantly for you no questions asked.

:Graucho

I'll probably resort to the limo and chicks routine once the KRL act stops working, but I'm going to milk it for all its worth while I can.

Sounds like something Sleazy would love to be a part of. :1orglaugh

VIP = very important person..

Normally a person has to be looked by others as important in order to be such..

I'm thinkin in these cases, some people just think they're important in their own eyes and have to try to make others believe it..

Having a little money in the pocket makes nobody important other than to the people that want to empty those pockets..

Quite shallow as I see it..

hehe, indeed :)
he would offer you a bottle Christal ;)

I broke up with my gf and there's a place for a picture above my bed - anyone has a pic of KRL from that show? :upsidedow

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh who's party was it? he better be r3al 1337!

OMG....:1orglaugh You're too funny polish_aristocrat!

First president of the official "KRL - FAN CLUB" :)

ITs pretty bad when Ksex is asked to leave a southbeach club. You have real porn girls awating to do a live sex show and they get booted for a rock band. Its worse when the club owner tell all the girls to get their scummy asses out of his club.

We can all thank a girl named Lisa who fucked this up like she did for Kevin Ho last year.

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:thumbsup Very well put!

This thread brings sleazy on my mind...

I'm glad I didn't go to the party last night. Sounds like a real nightmare.

Hehe as soon as we saw the wrestling ring in the middle of a south beach club we made out exit. :1orglaugh

DH

Bahahahahaha elite levitation!!!

Well.
I have nothing against private parties in general... those are the best to network. But calling it "VIP" parties is indeed funny because so many invites are just thrown out to anyone who wants one.
This however is not true for the real good private parties of course :)

I have to say that I had a ball on Friday night, but then, I love the whole BDSM/gothic thing. Fun times. I'm sorry you got treated like shit, though, KRL. (Whom I have yet to meet dammit. It's not like I'm easy to miss. You just don't love me 'cause I'm not 1337 enough).

Last night's "party" was well worth missing. I think I stayed all of 15 minutes, which was 15 minutes too long. Rude fuckin doormen and employees, telling those of us in the VIP section that "This area is reserved. You cannot sit here. Move along."

'Scuse me? WTF were the passes around our fuckin necks for, then? I told the motherfucker to go fuck himself. Went over to a new area with some folks, got bored quickly, and left. Ordered pizza back at the hotel and had a much better time there.

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I have to say I was really looking forward to the eroticafest party. But we encountered such a hassle it was nuts. We had the vip passes but we ended up paying the bouncer off to let us in. We waited 30 minutes at the front of the line then we decided to say fuck it and pay them off to get in.

I think it would have been much better organized if someone from the party was outside the club coordinating with the front door staff to make sure internext attendees with passes were taken care of.

We didn't last long, about 15 minutes until they started doing the wrestling bit. I didn't come down to South Beach to watch wrestlling, I came down to watch hot fucking south beach ladies LOL!

Anyways I understand it's not easy to throw a large event like this one, I just hope next year's event is a little more coordinated.

DH

You should of called me, we closed down the whole center of the club and I was allowed to shuttlen whoever the fuck I wanted inside, They absolutely hated the gigacash people, so we had our own little Vip party with about 4 tables. We got no attitude from anyone, hell the club owner sat with us and brought us girls all night once the party got going.

some os uf like the creepy dark goth crap KRL.

i hate trendy bars and clubs and dont go to anything except the freak shows and dives.

If it were one of my goth freak show club events, it would be high end and you specifically would definitely have no problems getting into the VIP area.

That blows..Sounds like the roid monkeys around here.

Yeah it sucked. It was too far from the hotel, and locals were all over the place.

We got there and left right away...

Wasted almost two hours going back and forth, and on the way back the jackass shuttle driver missed the interstate exit so that wasted another 10 minutes....

arg.

Had a good time after though.