What does PMS really stand for?
 

TOP 14 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:
~ Pass My Shotgun
~ Psychotic Mood Shift
~ Perpetual Munching Spree
~ Puffy Mid-Section
~ People Make Me Sick
~ Provide Me with Sweets
~ Pardon My Sobbing
~ Pimples May Surface
~ Pass My Sweatpants
~ Pissy Mood Syndrome
~ Plainly; Men Suck
~ Pack My Stuff
~ Permanent Menstrual Syndrome

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY?
Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 years, 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle,
actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID @*#$%! LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?
BECAUSE NO-ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL
SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12' DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! - IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS #@*$!#@! HOUSE!....


I'm sorry...what did you ask me?


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YOU my friend are entering some pretty damn dangerous territory here........

just what the fuck is your problem? Should we discuss how much impact you MEN have on OUR pms? Huh?


Or can we talk about how men can do absolutely NOT ONE damn thing on their own?

Or shall we talk about how careless some men are that they feel they have to come here and bash women this way?

Oh yes, did I FUCKING mention I am pmsing?

rotfl

I am playing wit ya babe........ but them damn eyes about popped out of your damn head didn't they?

rotfl

oh I fucking kill me.

The Rude Bitch LIVES!!!!

Tam

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I'll "rotf" with you anytime http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif


You know....for one brief horrible second there.............
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........ I thought you had gone mental http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif

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You go Gurl!

*chucklin, cuz none of the guyz get this one*

Please More Sugar

OR I WILL KILL YOU ALL!

lol, yeah, im feeling like that right about now, Badgurl http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/redface.gif)

btw( im a girl)
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**High Five Tam**
BTW PMS stands for *PUTTING up with MENS SHIT**

twenty days out of the month i am sweet as pie.. The other ten BEWARE (evil little grin)

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I have MPMS =O)

muahahahahah... talking about bitch and down right rude you should ask my boyfriend he works like 17 hour days on the week i am on a rampage. ROTFLMAO

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Peace will come, just kill them all...

Ahhh! Ya think PMS is bad? Wait till you get it mixed with hot flashes...

RBFHPMS=Raging Bitch From Hell Pre Menstrual Syndrome

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[This message has been edited by titmowse (edited 05-30-2001).]

I just read all that to my boyfriend and asked, do I get like that? He just smiled....

I was on a type of birth control pills one time (tri-phasics?) that for me made my PMS about 1,000 times worse. If I'd of had a gun, I probably would be in jail. I used to live overlooking a freeway in Hawaii and I could just picture taking sniper practice at all those noisy cars...

Now I can tell when I'm PMSing, but that doesn't mean I can stop the tears or the rage.... Where is that whip? CD get over here and on your knees boy for your Mistress.
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Just kidding. Sort of. http://www.plauder-smilies.de/rough/zzwhip.gif

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That's a kinky visual there...*lol*

You lived in Hawaii..wow..lucky Gurl!

I've been of Birth Control Pills for 2 years...and the difference is startling...

I still get really bad days...and I can be a total raging bitch..even when I'm not on...

*loL*

I asked Scott that too..and he just replied

"No Dear, you are perfect in every way"

Isn't he sweet! I have him trained just right!

*lol*

and if he reads this I'm in deep doo-doo!


Hiya Smut Cash Gurl! Pleasure to meet you!

My husband is trying to buy stock in Midol....... he once went into Wal-Mart, we couldn't find that shit for nothing.... he finally stomped his feet and all but screamed "where is the fucking midol" There was a couple on the next isle and the man came running over and said "here I'll help you buddy"

Me and this guys wife just stood there laughing til we about pissed our pants.... we had no idea who the other was, but there was an instant sense of understanding between the two men.

What makes this even funnier is that my husband is soooo quiet and shy and rarely speaks to anyone he doesn't know, but boy oh boy he was talking that night.

One of these days maybe I can get him on here to describe my pms, he will have you rolling...... HE knows more about when it is about to hit than I do. LMAO

CD.... did I scare you babe?

WELL GOOD........ jesus when will you men fucking learn? Why do you think Rude Bitch even exists, that was my hubby's invention, with one of my pms attacks in mind I'll bet, although he will never admit to it.... and I am thinking he had a damn good premonition on it. LMAO

Tam

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See? I knew I'd get you lovely birds chirping away and commiserating about all this, and just in time for month's end http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif


Anyone still think I'm a dummy? ha! I actually posted that pms thing because I UNDERSTAND. I may not know first hand what it's like, but I can damn well empathize with you all, and I'll admit that I've had to run and hide more than a few times in my life (from girlfriends wanting to stick my hand in the blender etc etc)

Badgurl -- "please more sugar" ??
I don't know of any woman having PMS that EVER said please!! LOL

Tropical babes -- "Putting up with Men's Shit".... now why would you want to put up with men's shit? No, PMS really stands for:

Please reMove yourself from my Space

heh heh

Tit -- I've come to prove the theory that hot raging aggressive sex during the "hot-flash-pms times" is very very gooooood therapy http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif
(Doktor CD is IN)

Web Mistress -- You want me over there and on my knees? Hmmm, tears and rage eh? Sounds like you need some therapy too http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif

I already own stock in Midol, very smart investment I must say. Now you ladies keep telling Doktor CD your month-end troubles. Seems all the guy's here are having month-end troubles too...... not making their AP ratios http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif hee hee
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Onward!