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hilly 08-13-2004 03:41 PM

Cockroaches How To Kill Them
 
I saw some cockroaches in my cupboard. I've never had themm before. What is your best way to kill them?

Indeed 08-13-2004 03:42 PM

walk on them

Ross 08-13-2004 03:42 PM

Flip them on their back. They get stuck, they can't get back on their feet and eventually die.

I do it all the time I'm in Spain.

strats 08-13-2004 03:44 PM

Seal off every possible entry route, dont leave food out. clean with bleach water

jade_dragon 08-13-2004 03:50 PM

good luck, they are amazing creatures, can even survive nuclear radiation. Where there is one there are many especially if that was an adult female. Hope it was a german roach and not american, the german ones are small and do not fly like the american ones. Even if you do not leave food out they eat anything including wood, glue, clothing fibres etc etc. Just spray with an insecticide along the base boards and door and window openings and you will see them a lot less.

JSA Matt 08-13-2004 06:49 PM

RedShoe wouldn't like this thread :glugglug

asuna 08-13-2004 06:51 PM

http://design.bme.uconn.edu/spring98...opanetorch.jpg

MakaveIi 08-13-2004 06:51 PM

They fly?

freeadultcontent 08-13-2004 06:53 PM

That new injectable gell poision/food actually kills the fuckers before they can adapt. I went into all out war on them in one of our rentals.

1. Bomb with twice as many foggers (turn off piliot lights). Oh use various brands, not all same type.
2. Gell everything.
3. Borric acid all cupboards, under sink etc.
4. Re-bomb. Again various brands.

Should be good to go.

gornyhuy 08-13-2004 06:55 PM

Don't turn on the lights, quietly spray some flammable liquid on them, drop a match in the middle, and watch the show as a dozen little fuckers run burning in circles. :glugglug

strats 08-13-2004 06:57 PM

I live in alaska, and the only icky insect thing here are bees.

I stayed in tuscos arizona for 5 months b4, and man that shit is fucking sick

pxxx 08-13-2004 07:34 PM

Steping on it might work, dont you think so.

fr8 08-13-2004 07:37 PM

Well I know a nuke is not going to help you.

Id just call someone that does it for a living and let them deal with it.

crockett 08-13-2004 07:39 PM

no need to kill them just put them in a box and ship them off the Redshoe

Newton - XXXAmigoz 08-13-2004 07:45 PM

Never stamp on them, that's how the eggs get dispersed.. I have never had them until I came to Spain.. little fuckers were everywhere, coming from the neighbours. Ah the hazards of renting an apartment here ... Bleach works wonders (Domestos) 3 times a week, bleach everywhere and everything, little fuckers move for a while, then the bleach starts burning them and they "do a little dance" then flip on their back and die.

TurboTrucker 08-13-2004 08:02 PM

Boric acid.

LadyMischief 08-13-2004 08:04 PM

Move?

jade_dragon 08-13-2004 08:05 PM

Actually all roaches make a chitenous pouch called an egg sack, looks like a purse with spikes on the top for most of the roaches. (friend of mine keeps madagascan hissing roaches)
If you break it they die so stepping on them is fine as long as you step REAL hard and clean everything up and do not leave the sack in the trash sitting there to hatch by just throwing the mess away.


Yeah the strain with the common name American Cockroach do fly, they are pretty large and make a lot of noise when they are flying around.

phogirl69 08-13-2004 08:22 PM

Have you guys ever seen "giant" cockroaches?? I mean like REAL giant ones? I saw one awhile ago and it was disgusting! It was HUGE, and I mean HUGE, I didn't know cockroaches could be so big... It was almost 2 inches long I think! And the worst is when they fly.... I screamed so loud the neighbours probably heard it and thought someone was getting attacked, I felt like I was in a freak show/horror movie. Never seen anything so disgusting and repulsive before, I still have nightmares about it...

wdsguy 08-13-2004 08:23 PM

stomp on them or just use raid

phogirl69 08-13-2004 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jade_dragon

Yeah the strain with the common name American Cockroach do fly, they are pretty large and make a lot of noise when they are flying around.


:helpme Those are disgusting! I used to have some, but it was my own fault because I always leave food out when eating.. I am lazy and just don't clean up right after I eat because I'm too busy on the computer and I always leave crumbs and dirty dishes all over and don't clean up until weeks, sometimes a month :helpme after...

.... Roaches are sick...

Goatse 08-13-2004 11:00 PM

Call a bug guy and get your place fumigated. They're resilient little fuckers, but you can get rid of them if you're willing to play tough.

cold_ice 08-13-2004 11:28 PM

WHy would you kill them? They make great pets, just ask Redshoe about it.

NoCarrier 08-13-2004 11:29 PM

Yeah, don't kill them. They are part of your family now..

Vitasoy 08-13-2004 11:35 PM

I usually catch them and let them free in my neighbors yard :winkwink:

uchase/webpry 08-13-2004 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MakaveIi
They fly?
... they sure do.

Firehorse 08-14-2004 03:53 PM

I use an electronic device that emits a high pitch signal that keeps them away.

VeriSexy 08-14-2004 03:57 PM

http://www.orkin.com/

:thumbsup

You will be roach free for months

cjmacd 08-14-2004 09:55 PM

apparently, (haven't tried yet) if you sprinkle baking soda on the floor it will get on their feet as they walk over it. They'll lick it off, then the baking soda reacts in it's digestive system and starts to expand. Because they are unable to burp or fart they simply explode - same as a bird with rice.

when you start hearing multiple pops you know the fuckers are on their way out :)

Screaming 08-14-2004 09:57 PM

buy the roach motels see if that helps

jacked 08-14-2004 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jade_dragon
good luck, they are amazing creatures, can even survive nuclear radiation. Where there is one there are many especially if that was an adult female. Hope it was a german roach and not american, the german ones are small and do not fly like the american ones. Even if you do not leave food out they eat anything including wood, glue, clothing fibres etc etc. Just spray with an insecticide along the base boards and door and window openings and you will see them a lot less.
i've heard this also they're pretty hard to get rid of your best bet would to clean with bleach and to not leave food and perishables out where they can be in contact with the little buggers and buy roach traps and shit they're pretty cheap

pxxx 08-14-2004 10:05 PM

this will definitely do the job for you.


http://phatxxx.net/raid.jpg


:thumbsup

Mike Okitch 08-14-2004 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cjmacd
apparently, (haven't tried yet) if you sprinkle baking soda on the floor it will get on their feet as they walk over it. They'll lick it off, then the baking soda reacts in it's digestive system and starts to expand. Because they are unable to burp or fart they simply explode - same as a bird with rice.

when you start hearing multiple pops you know the fuckers are on their way out :)

Mix some sugar with the baking soda. The sugar will attract them. The baking soda will make their stomach expand as cjmad explained. Their stomachs will explode thus resulting in a beautiful roach death scene.

Tat2Jr 08-15-2004 01:50 AM

We live in a nice house in Palm Springs. Have an exterminater come spray inside and outside each and every month. Anyway, it's been over 110° for over a week now. The other night I saw a HUGE roach climbing up the wall. About 3 inches long and inch and a half wide. The fucker's head moved around seperate from it's body. Freaked me out. slammed it good with a shoe. Having the exterminater come again on Monday. Unfortuntely I had a model come the next day (Friday), so couldn't have him come then. I love the desert except for these monster roaches. Thank god that's the only one I've seen INSIDE!


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