Has anyone seen Alien vs. Predator?
 

if so, is it as crappy as the reviews say?

dude, PG-13? that should tell you right off the bat. how can u make that movie PG-13 with out it sucking balls?

gotta be BAD....

I was really stoked about it a couple days ago, and then I heard some of the reviews... ouch.

I might still check it out, but I'll wait for the cheap day. I don't want to sink a bunch of cash into a flick I'm going to walk out on half way through.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

Reviews counted: 12
Fresh: 1 Rotten: 11

8%

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/alien_vs_predator/

"It's a murky, empty-headed dive into the depths of the Antarctic and the heart of monster movie cliches that leaves you praying for most of the cast to get killed off fast, to put them (and us) out of our misery."
-- Michael Wilmington, CHICAGO TRIBUNE

C- "[AvP] is in desperate need of a bigger steel cage and a whole lot more smackdown."
-- Bob Longino, ATLANTA JOURNAL-CONSTITUTION

D+ "A transparent attempt to jumpstart two run-down franchises."
-- Gary Dowell, DALLAS MORNING NEWS

2/5 "Alien vs. Predator is a cool-looking lunchbox that's full of rocks."
-- Scott Weinberg, EFILMCRITIC.COM

.5/4 "Who is the big winner in Alien Vs. Predator? Everyone who avoids going to see the film."
-- Willie Waffle, WAFFLEMOVIES.COM

.5/4 "'Whoever Wins...We Lose!' Thank you, Fox, for the truth in your advertising."
-- Collin Souter, EFILMCRITIC.COM

"Has been rendered impotent by the insane demands of a studio obsessed with the PG-13 rating. An attractive but empty horror-lite version."
-- Dustin Putman, THEMOVIEBOY.COM

1.5/4 "Uninspired, dull and utterly forgettable."
-- Kevin N. Laforest, MONTREAL FILM JOURNAL

2/5 "like watching a very non-scary, screeching, interstellar cockfight"
-- Annette Cardwell, FILMCRITIC.COM


HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

Everyone is saying it sucks.

Cute doggy in your sig!

Did someone expected than this movie will be good?

Paul Anderson is a terrible director, all of his movies sucked big time.

Damn, that is disappointing. I thought it may be worth watching, now I am not so sure?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

For the love of God, don't go see that movie, Paul W.S. Anderson has to be stopped...

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/alien_vs_predator/

2/5 "Anderson (Resident Evil, Event Horizon, Mortal Kombat) has a thing for gamelike killing sprees. What he doesn't have is talent."
-- Roger Moore, ORLANDO SENTINEL

1.5/4 "Uninspired, dull and utterly forgettable."
-- Kevin N. Laforest, MONTREAL FILM JOURNAL


0.5/4 "Without a kinky moment towards the end where it seems like Alexa is going to lay a big wet one on a Predator, there's almost no reason to stay awake."
-- Walter Chaw, FILM FREAK CENTRAL


2/5 "Once the running and screaming starts, the proceedings degenerate into a surprisingly Alien 3-like morass of claustrophobic sprints through dark corridors, punctuated by boogie beasts springing out of the shadows."
-- Maitland McDonagh, TV GUIDE'S MOVIE GUIDE

"How many awful, monotonous, stupid movies does Anderson have to make before they take away his scissors and crayons?"
-- MaryAnn Johanson, FLICK FILOSOPHER

"Anderson is terrible at giving us our bearings; and he's the only franchise director who fails to generate even a drop of empathy for screaming people who have aliens erupting from their chests."
-- David Edelstein, SLATE

wheres ridley scott when you need him

Where's the download?

Dang! Glad I decided to wait til next week for the matinee to avoid the zit crowd!

Shame. Faster, cheaper has hit Hollywood again. Billions of dollars in advanced special effects and we're still plagued by bad writers, directors and money hungry producers.

The art tools may change but humanity doesn't. It should have had the aliens and predators attack a movie studio instead.

Save your money... trust me...

Man. Bummer. This was a movie I actually wanted to see this summer, but when I hear all of this, I guess I'll wait until DVD.

I wasn't expecting anything great to begin with...just good eyecandy with a bearable plot, but it doesn't sound like I'll get even that!

ouch @ the reviews :1orglaugh

my goodness, u ask about alein VS preditor and you're actually wondering about the reviews...
hehe.

It is no Yu-Gi-Oh the movie.. Here is a review

"If your pulse quickens when you hear lines like, 'Not so fast! I still have two cards face down, and they'll bring down your life points to a measly 1000!', then Yu-Gi-Oh is the movie you've been waiting for all summer."

knows the score.. thats like natural born killers being PG-13 :/