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Why do men name thier cocks?
I've always been curious and I never get a straight answer- I've heard men treat their cocks like it was a separate personality.
And such names as - little big man, Fred, etc. What is the deal, come on guys share a little aspect of the male mystic. MelissaD |
I would but then I would have to shoot ya.
it is a male thing something you women will never understand. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif ------------------
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Dammit! Now ya dun gone and offended Russel-the-wonder-muscle http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif
She didn't mean it big guy! Oh god, Melissa, what have you done?! Actually, I've heard that many many women have names for their tits, like "the girls" or "Jane & Dottie".... why, when I was a little kid I remember asking my mom what "those things" were, and she told me they were her "patsies".... I was scarred for life http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/eek.gif You women never learn. And what's with all these weird questions on this webmaster forum lately anyway??? AND.... I'll take a breath now. <font face="Arial">___________ CD http://members.home.net/cyberdogs/An...cool_shine.gif * <a href="http://www4.smutserver.com/babes/bgnetwork/submit.html" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#27FFFC">Babe Galleries Network</font></a> < -- submit galleries here * <a href="http://www.oliver-klozov.com/cgi-bin/refer.cgi?ref=cdsmithok" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#CBE6FF">60% of all signups, 40% of all rebills</font></a> + High Quality free content, mthly cash bonuses * <a href="http://members.home.net/cyberdogs/Anti-Censorship%20Site/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFCCCC">Sites Against Censorship</a><font color="#EDDDDD"> Support us, support your future</font></font> |
Umm ive never really named my cock... heh.. other people call it man meat, man muscle, dick. cock, penis, second brain, orgaism factory. heh.. but ive never named it anything. lmao
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Notice: This movie have not yet been rated...but we are sure it will be Rated XXX! ------ Seriously, men have been known to name everything. Personally, my penis has no name & it hasn't fallen off yet http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/tongue.gif ------------------ Moongem Erotica Moongem Fiction [This message has been edited by Jamdin (edited 05-28-2001).] |
Hmmm.. this from a species that names their monthly cycle, "George".
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sweet jimmy?
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I think most guys cocks end up being named "mini me" lol
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mine doesn't have a name.
its been called other things by other ppl though, does that count? |
CD, I thought it was Russel, the one eyed muscle... Hmmm http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif
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LMAO - I guess I've lead a sheltered life none of my friends have ever named thier tits or called their periods anything other then a pain. Never have I heard a woman refer to any part of her body as a separate personality- except my crazy Aunt Sally but that is another story.
What do men want their penises (sp?) to be called? cock? dick? (doesn't that offend people with the name Richard) penis? one eye'd love snake? Harry? "Mini Me" I think is my favorite nickname so far. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif |
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Michael Jordan, dunno why..
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Well, I saw my grandmother naked once (we were watching TV in her room when she came out of shower). I turned to my Uncle and said "that was scary... looked like a gray panther coming at me".
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Well there every chick i ever had always had a name for their pussy.
Mostly weird names... Without making sence like "puni" or so. I guess your just asking because you want to know the reason you named your pussy a weird name http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/tongue.gif |
Mine is called Futtbucker. Isn't that cute ? http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif
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I have older brothers and sisters (4 in total, 2 of each...I'm the baby).....so I've heard them all....Here are some of the more memberable names http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif Thumper (my oldest brother's fav, he's a fireman btw) Winky the one-eyed whale The bald avenger (from "war of the roses") The one-eyed spitting python Blinky Stiffy-snake Tallywhacker Bonephone (4life?) Heat-seeking love missile Velvet-headed monster Spitting purple helmet Power bar Satisfyer Womb Raider (hee hee) Pussy-Splitter Pussy-filler Pussy-Plunger Canal-Widener (LOL) The veiny Redwood Louisville slugger There's more, much much more, but I think maybe I'll let you all catch your breath. I'll close with a joke I heard a looooong time ago...... Question -- What has 84 teeth and holds back a ruthless hairy monster?? Answer -- My zipper http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif <font face="Arial">___________ CD http://members.home.net/cyberdogs/An...cool_shine.gif * <a href="http://www4.smutserver.com/babes/bgnetwork/submit.html" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#27FFFC">Babe Galleries Network</font></a> < -- submit galleries here * <a href="http://www.oliver-klozov.com/cgi-bin/refer.cgi?ref=cdsmithok" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#CBE6FF">60% of all signups, 40% of all rebills</font></a> + High Quality free content, mthly cash bonuses * <a href="http://members.home.net/cyberdogs/Anti-Censorship%20Site/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFCCCC">Sites Against Censorship</a><font color="#EDDDDD"> Support us, support your future</font></font> |
The funniest one I have ever hear is...
"Stanley" The power drill!!! horrible eh? hehehehehe |
Of course you could call it "Secret"
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Funniest name I have heard is Thor. LMAO
Even had the guy ask a waiter whose name happened to be Thor for his name tag and explained why he wanted it, needless to say I didn't date him long. LMAO |
They have names because they have a personality and a mind of their own. Just ask my little buddy Mr President, he would be glad to show you a few tricks. BTW, what is the name of your pussy? wouldn't be peaches by any chance would it ?
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hmmm.. this has cause the urge to name my cock.. lmao but what should i name it.. hmmmmm
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Now you have done it Clovis - opened the door and I just can't resist.... You'll find that women rarely name their pussys mostly because our brains play a big part of sex for us, its a whole package deal. Where as men, tend to use their little brain for most of their thinking... Sorry I couldn't resist. ... |
[QUOTE]Originally posted by MelissaD:
[B] Now you have done it Clovis - opened the door and I just can't resist.... You'll find that women rarely name their pussys mostly because our brains play a big part of sex for us, its a whole package deal. Where as men, tend to use their little brain for most of their thinking... Well yes women do seem to use their imagination much more than men but then I've met more than a few women who do quite a bit of thinking with their muffmind. |
I for one will admit to thinking occasionally with my hormones vs. my brain.
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honestly, I gave mine a name because me and Willy Wonka really do have our own brains. Most of the time we think on the same level.
It can also be used as a cop out if Willy Wonka doesn't perform well(never happens). Just say he has a mind of his own..........but really, it's true. I don't ask him to say Hi to me every morning and goodnight everytime I go to bed. He just does it. And I definitely don't ask him to make cameo appearances like when I'm on the city bus and I ring the bell to get off and.....well, what do you know?.....he just comes out of now where right when I have to stand up to walk off the bus. Willy Wonka, as you know, is traditionally known as a chocolate factory but my Willy Wonka specializes in ............you know.......creamy sweet vanilla. ------------------ Dank Photo Content Provider Boneprone Family |
Maybe their hoping it'll come when they call it, just like their dogs
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Badgurl,
It will come whether or not you call it by name. hehe |
Again...just like a dog...
*she deadpans* |
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