If you have sex with a hooker ...
 

And don't pay her afterwards... Is that rape or shop lifting?

its hookers choice
they usually go for rape

wouldnt be a hooker then

your mom still bought some can foods for dinner now didnt she? STFU

Well if I do that to your mom it's disgusting...

your moms a hooker?

They say rape is about violence not sex. Seems like this would be more about a cheap ass getting some sex.

Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn

Is it possible to go halfers with a buddy on a rape charge?

Like you might not want to do the whole bit in jail .. But split up between two people might not be so bad, right?

it makes you a tree hugging liberal......



enjoy your new political position in life...



Kerry in 04?



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:1orglaugh Funny...

but actually it's fraud.

FOUR MORE YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay yeah that makes more sense .. Because it's a contract for services .. It's not so much sexual assault.

So now what if she tells you on the street corner "I'll ride you like a cowgirl .. I'll be the best shit you ever had."?

But then she doesn't ride you that well, and in fact she sucks ass. So you just don't pay.

Now is it still fraud .. Or are you just a discerning customer?

I don't think anyone could charge you with anything. You would probably get the mother of all ass whoopings.

Not sure what the law is ... I think you're entitled to a refund if you return the sex within 30 days.

You countersue for false advertisement. You were mislead to believe that you would receive the best service you have ever received, when in fact it was mediocre or substandard. In addition, sue for punitive damages, psyochological, etc.

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pics please :Graucho

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That's on top of the ten you would get for rape....

Can you split the rape charge up amongst some friends? Like if it's 5 of you, you each do 1/5 of the time?

all pitch in and get lower jail time :1orglaugh

Probably if it was a " gang-bang"....

Or maybe they put all your asses behind bars.... :Graucho

That's what I'm saying .. so instead of someone doing 10 years .. just get 5 buddies together and have a 2 year party in the clink.

Probably Pimp's Choice.

:pimp

just means you fucked her real good

it would be a free disease or 3.... why would you get a hooker?

I dunno .. FIlm her, make a reality site? RealHookerRipOffs.com

or www.prostitutestdsurprise.com

Words to live by.