Do you consider yourself a wanker?
 

I don't. I consider myself involved in online adult entertainment marketing and promotion.

Same here man! :thumbsup

NO... i wank tho :thumbsup

All men are wankers. I'm no exception.

You aren't a man, you're a gaping anus.

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whats your score?

Whatareya?
You're a yob or you're a wanker -
Take your fucking choice:
So who is your favorite genius:
James Hird or James Joyce?

What are ya? Yob or wanker?

You ever seen a live performance?
Join the wanker club.
You thought I meant table top dancing?
You're a yobbo, bub.

"We should support public transport" -
That's how a wanker views it:
And you're a yobbo through and through
If you actually use it.

Wankers all drink in coffee shops
Waiting for inspiration;
When yobs are talkin' about flat whites,
They're voting for One Nation.

A wanker's art is full of pain;
For a yob, it's his life;
A wanker by the world is trapped;
A yob, by his wife.

A wanker reads erotica;
A yobbo just likes porn -
Wankers explore exotica -
A yob camps out down Lorne.

Wankers once all used mobile phones,
But now that's sorta changing;
And yobs once lived in cottage homes -
Ain't social change amazing?

If a yob and wanker want a girl,
The wanker guy will get her -
Both are equally ugly,
But the wanker hides it better.

A wanker fights inequality,
And for people's rights;
A wanker fights class prejudice.
A yobbo just fights.

Yob or wanker - wanker or yob -
Pass me the brush to tar ya;
Make your choice then live your life:
Come on, pal: what are ya?