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By Terry Clarke

NEW YORK (Reuters) - FBI and Homeland security on Severe status, as terrorist tornado approaches Florida.

"We're taking this threat very seriously and are taking all necessary precautions." said Bill Jupsy, senior agent with the Homeland Security Agency. "We thought this was just a normal tornado, until we noticed it was acting a bit strange. Intelligence warned us of such a tornado and terrorist chatter has been spewing out something of this nature since September 11th."

This isn't the first time terrorists have been repsponsible for acts of god and nature. In the last 3 years the United States has seen an increase in natural disasters directly linked with Al-Qaeda, and Osama Bin-Laden. "We're taking all of the right steps to solve this problem," said Jupsey.

The action plan is swift, and the agencies are getting ready to combat the problem. "We're tired of this sort of thing. I figure if we make all the right moves, we can get the terrorists to admit to all of this, and take retalitory action."
When asked what sort of action that might be, we were given a sturdy 'no comment.'

Some sources believe that these storms and natural disasters may be from Weapons of Mass destruction already set off in the US without anyone knowing. "Those terrorists are slippery buggers. You just never know. They could have developed all sorts of awful devices of death and destruction."

"All we know is we won't stand down to these terrorists and their evil ways. Good always prevails and we will never surrendar. Even if that means going in force and stopping this at the root."