Little Johnny
 

Little Johnnie eating candybars

Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, make you fat."
Little Johnny replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
Little Johnny answered, "No, he minded his own fucking business!"

cute!!!!!!

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Why is it always "little" johnny

I swear we do grow up eventually http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

Little Johnny NEVER grows up!! He's too funny as a kid, and his parents are just plain whacked.

Case in point:

Little johnny walks into the bathroom, and finds his mom in the shower, she's finished and is now drying off.

He points at her crotch and says "What's that?"
His mom quickly replies "Um, well, that's where daddy hit me with the axe"

"pretty good shot, he got you right in the cunt" http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif
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Okay, okay, you want the TRUTH about Little Johnny? Okay, here goes (you asked for it bubba)
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It was the first day of Grade Three in a new town for Johnny. As a
test,
his teacher went around the room and asked each of the students to
count
to 50. Some did very well, counting as high as 30 or 40 with just a
few
mistakes. Others couldn't get past 20. Johnny, however, did extremely
well; he counted past 50, right up to 100 without any mistakes. He
was so
excited that he ran home and told his Dad how
well he had done.
His dad nodded and told him, "That's because you are fromAlabama,
son." The next day, in language class, the teacher asked the students
to recite the
alphabet. It's Grade Three, so most could make it half way through
without
much trouble. Some made it to S or T, but Johnny rattled off the
alphabet
perfectly right to the end. That evening, Johnny once again bragged
to his
Dad about his prowess in his new school.
His Dad, knowingly, explained to him, "That's because you are from
Alabama, son."

The next day, after Physical Education, the boys were taking showers.
Johnny noted that, compared to the other boys in his grade, he seemed
overly "well endowed." This confused him. That night he told his
dad, "Dad, they all have little tiny ones, but mine is ten times
bigger
than theirs. Is that because I'm from Alabama?"
he asked.
"No, son," explained his Dad, "That's because you're 18."

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