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RedShoe 08-10-2004 04:10 PM

The ROACHES have landed!!!
 
Finally after all this time.. they arrived. They all arrived in the mail and were too quiet. I thought the heat had killed them, then I remembered that in a nuclear blast, humans die from 800 rems (measurements of radiation) and certain roaches can survive up to 105,000 rems. I kinda figured they could survive the heat.

When I opened the box they came in, it didn't look too good. They seemed lifeless. I gave the box a flick from my finger and it was if they sprung to life they all scrambled around and some crawled out of the box.

I was too excited to post this so the pics aren't ready yet. I'll have some pics later.

In the meantime review the older pics.

http://bootybone.com/gfy/herb-roach.jpg
Looks like Herb's got him some more bitches to fuck.

http://bootybone.com/gfy/creeps-roach.jpg

kush 08-10-2004 04:19 PM

So what are you going to do with them?

RedShoe 08-10-2004 04:21 PM

I don't do anything to them... they do it on their own.


This gallery features the world's first roach orgy ever to be filmed.
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bryany 08-10-2004 04:21 PM

just add a little steak sauce..



mmmm lunch :xomunch :thumbsup

kush 08-10-2004 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
I don't do anything to them... they do it on their own.


This gallery features the world's first roach orgy ever to be filmed.
Click here for hot steamy Roach sex

Where's your 2257 information?
Some of those roaches don't look legal

pxxx 08-10-2004 04:31 PM

Damn those are some big ass roaches.

dirtysouth 08-10-2004 04:34 PM

Hurry up with the new pics! :Graucho

groark 08-10-2004 04:39 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

cherrylula 08-10-2004 04:40 PM

do those things have eyes?? eek

Gheenz 08-10-2004 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kush
Where's your 2257 information?
Some of those roaches don't look legal

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

NichePay_Manny 08-10-2004 04:47 PM

I tell u what to do:ak47:

RedShoe 08-10-2004 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NichePay_Manny
I tell u what to do:ak47:
Interesting comment coming from a guy that runs niche sites. LOL And I was going to see if you wanted to partner up, on my roach sex site. :1orglaugh

cherrylula 08-10-2004 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
Interesting comment coming from a guy that runs niche sites. LOL And I was going to see if you wanted to partner up, on my roach sex site. :1orglaugh
chicks with roaches would sell too, for guys who like their women extra dirty :1orglaugh

pxxx 08-10-2004 05:08 PM

I will run like a bitch if i ever see one of those.

volante 08-10-2004 05:12 PM

http://www.whois.sc/roachporn.com

Damn, already taken :(

RedShoe 08-11-2004 12:09 AM

As per Dirty South's request...
http://bootybone.com/gfy/new-roach-01.jpg
http://bootybone.com/gfy/new-roach-02.jpg
http://bootybone.com/gfy/new-roach-03.jpg
This is how they are able to walk on glass. The spikes reach out and touch the glass and pull inward as the pad pushes against the glass, and it can create a very powerful grip that way. Strong enough to hold their body weight against glass. I'm not sure how much they weigh, but they are about 3 inches long and about an inch wide.
http://bootybone.com/gfy/new-roach-04.jpg

For Cherrylula, yes, they have eyes.
http://bootybone.com/gfy/new-roach-05.jpg

Jeff aka NIGHTfall 08-11-2004 12:39 AM

lmfao i always wondered whats the story behind your sig...:1orglaugh

titmowse 08-11-2004 01:13 AM

interesting. not as cuddly as kitty porn. :glugglug

wdsguy 08-11-2004 01:16 AM

u like roaches a bit too much my friend

RedShoe 08-11-2004 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by wdsguy
u like roaches a bit too much my friend
I'll like them even more if I get hungry enough.

EviLGuY 08-11-2004 10:11 AM

Thats just nasty.. blech.

Roald 08-11-2004 10:13 AM

had a small chat with your mum about this and she told me she is a bit affraid of 'm.

http://www.bwoodantique.com/pics15/redshoe.jpg

tiger74 08-11-2004 11:06 AM

:thumbsup

RedShoe 08-11-2004 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by QuaShe
had a small chat with your mum about this and she told me she is a bit affraid of 'm.

http://www.bwoodantique.com/pics15/redshoe.jpg

Niiiiiice. Shoooooooooe. :)

DWB 08-11-2004 12:26 PM

Good shots RedShoe! May I ask where you buy mail order roaches, and is it the same place you can get the mail order Russian girls?

You know I ate steamed roaches those in Bangkok a while back. Not too bad, and if you get one that is pregnant it's a bonus. Though, roaches have this seed like pit in them that you can't eat so make sure you spit that out.


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