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dj pussy 08-10-2004 01:38 AM

Tidal wave disaster is just waiting to happen
 
Scientist says governments are ignoring threat of a piece of rock as big as the Isle of Man crashing into the Atlantic.

When - Professor McGuire says it is not a matter of if - the rock plunges into the ocean it will trigger giant waves called mega-tsunamis.

Travelling at speeds of up to 560mph, the huge walls of water will tear across the ocean and hit islands and continents, leaving a trail of destruction.

Mega-tsunami waves are much longer than the ones we are used to.
"When one of these comes in, it keeps on coming for 10 to 15 minutes," Prof McGuire said.
"It's like a huge wall of water that just keeps coming."

Computer models of the island's collapse show the first regions to be hit, with waves topping 100 metres (330ft), will be the neighbouring Canary Islands. Within a few hours the west coast of Africa will be battered with similar-sized waves.
Between nine and 12 hours after the island collapses, waves between 20 and 50 metres high will have crossed 4,000 miles of ocean to crash into the Caribbean islands and the eastern seaboard of the US and Canada.

The Guardian - full story

TheMob 08-10-2004 01:41 AM

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Originally posted by dj pussy
Scientist says governments are ignoring threat of a piece of rock as big as the Isle of Man crashing into the Atlantic.

When - Professor McGuire says it is not a matter of if - the rock plunges into the ocean it will trigger giant waves called mega-tsunamis.

Travelling at speeds of up to 560mph, the huge walls of water will tear across the ocean and hit islands and continents, leaving a trail of destruction.

Mega-tsunami waves are much longer than the ones we are used to.
"When one of these comes in, it keeps on coming for 10 to 15 minutes," Prof McGuire said.
"It's like a huge wall of water that just keeps coming."

Computer models of the island's collapse show the first regions to be hit, with waves topping 100 metres (330ft), will be the neighbouring Canary Islands. Within a few hours the west coast of Africa will be battered with similar-sized waves.
Between nine and 12 hours after the island collapses, waves between 20 and 50 metres high will have crossed 4,000 miles of ocean to crash into the Caribbean islands and the eastern seaboard of the US and Canada.

The Guardian - full story

http://www.terra.es/personal/fmf0000...p%20impact.jpg

Is this really the end of the world?

Libertine 08-10-2004 02:09 AM

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Originally posted by TheMob?
Is this really the end of the world?
Just the end of a few dozen millions of people. There's about a 10% chance that it will happen in the next 100 years. It's been known for years though, but nobody seems to care.

BlueQuartz 08-10-2004 02:15 AM

yeaah

TheMob 08-10-2004 02:31 AM

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Originally posted by punkworld
Just the end of a few dozen millions of people. There's about a 10% chance that it will happen in the next 100 years. It's been known for years though, but nobody seems to care.
Why don't we just blow the thing up before it hits us?

Libertine 08-10-2004 02:32 AM

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Originally posted by TheMob?
Why don't we just blow the thing up before it hits us?
Because that would probably make it drop into the sea as well. Sounds like a great idea for the next al Qaeda attack though.

pure energy 08-10-2004 02:47 AM

Given the amount of force needed to trigger that landslide I doubt it will be man made. Probably will need a HUGE ASS earthquake.

Quote:

Originally posted by dj pussy
Scientist says governments are ignoring threat of a piece of rock as big as the Isle of Man crashing into the Atlantic.

When - Professor McGuire says it is not a matter of if - the rock plunges into the ocean it will trigger giant waves called mega-tsunamis.

Travelling at speeds of up to 560mph, the huge walls of water will tear across the ocean and hit islands and continents, leaving a trail of destruction.

Mega-tsunami waves are much longer than the ones we are used to.
"When one of these comes in, it keeps on coming for 10 to 15 minutes," Prof McGuire said.
"It's like a huge wall of water that just keeps coming."

Computer models of the island's collapse show the first regions to be hit, with waves topping 100 metres (330ft), will be the neighbouring Canary Islands. Within a few hours the west coast of Africa will be battered with similar-sized waves.
Between nine and 12 hours after the island collapses, waves between 20 and 50 metres high will have crossed 4,000 miles of ocean to crash into the Caribbean islands and the eastern seaboard of the US and Canada.

The Guardian - full story


EviLGuY 08-10-2004 03:54 AM

I'm glad I live about as far from the ocean as you can get. :Graucho

RicardoB 08-10-2004 06:29 AM

No probs here high and dry :thumbsup

Goatse 08-10-2004 07:20 AM

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Originally posted by TheMob?
Why don't we just blow the thing up before it hits us?
How the hell do you blow up a wave?

More Booze 08-10-2004 07:23 AM

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Originally posted by Goatse
How the hell do you blow up a wave?
:1orglaugh are you serious?

TheMob 08-10-2004 07:31 AM

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Originally posted by Goatse
How the hell do you blow up a wave?
They actually do that. No kidding.

Rich 08-10-2004 08:51 AM

http://www.iisd.org/comm/wpgmap.jpg

It's times like this that I'm glad I live in the dead center of the continent. :glugglug

MR2raymond 08-10-2004 08:53 AM

not a good news :(

Adultlegal 08-10-2004 08:59 AM

surfs up bitches

blazin 08-10-2004 09:12 AM

Better move my servers from NY :winkwink:

Bryan Havoc 08-10-2004 09:14 AM

I watched a show on this about a year ago and supposedly the seabed off the coast of San Diego is prone to sudden collapse as well. It's also a when, not if scenario.

Inde 08-10-2004 09:17 AM

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Originally posted by Adultlegal
surfs up bitches
:1orglaugh

LauraLee 08-10-2004 09:19 AM

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Originally posted by Adultlegal
surfs up bitches
damn right :glugglug

KRL 08-10-2004 09:22 AM

This is true and will eventually happen.

It's a fucked up situation. The only way to prevent it is to deep nuke the entire island that's at the center of where the event will start. But there are people living there so you have a problem obviously.

Maybe the CIA can plant some WMD's there.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

They said the massive tidal wave could nail everything coastal from Florida all the way to NYC.

That would be trillions of dollars of damage and thrust the entire world into instant chaos.

So even if the wave doesn't get you, the resulting chaos in the financial markets will.

buddyjuf 08-10-2004 09:25 AM

holy shit that is insane :helpme

Bryan Havoc 08-10-2004 09:29 AM

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Originally posted by KRL

So even if the wave doesn't get you, the resulting chaos in the financial markets will.

Sounds like Y2K to me :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

detoxed 08-10-2004 09:33 AM

Damn and I thought you were talking about the internext belly flop thing...

Dildozer 08-10-2004 09:35 AM

Fuck and i just bought waterfront property :(

TheMob 08-10-2004 09:36 AM

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Originally posted by detoxed
Damn and I thought you were talking about the internext belly flop thing...
:1orglaugh hehe, i recommend taking life vests to the event

Shoehorn! 08-10-2004 09:42 AM

I bet it'll break up once it enters the Earths atmposphere, just like every other one has done for thousands of years. And like that episode of The Simpsons. :2 cents:

detoxed 08-10-2004 09:44 AM

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Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
I bet it'll break up once it enters the Earths atmposphere, just like every other one has done for thousands of years. And like that episode of The Simpsons. :2 cents:

Do you have any idea what you are talking about? I dont think something already inside the atmosphere is going to be travelling back through it.

Shoehorn! 08-10-2004 12:34 PM

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Originally posted by detoxed
Do you have any idea what you are talking about? I dont think something already inside the atmosphere is going to be travelling back through it.
Trust me, I was a NASA scientist from 1963 to 1977, we did dioramas on this time and time again. Everything will be fine, just like on The Simpsons.

sperbonzo 08-10-2004 12:49 PM

I'm not sure what smut peddler is talking about, but they have known about this mountain on the spanish islands for a long, long time. When the fault line gives way and the front of the mountain slides into the sea it will take about 10 hours for wave to get to Florida....at which point it will wash right over the entire state. The only thing us south florida people will be able to is to try to haul ass to Georgia.

Good luck.

(Personally I'm going to head to Port Everglades, or Port of Miami and shoot my way on to one of those unsinkable life boats that they attach to the container ships. I figure I will end up somewhere in the Gulf of Mexico)

NoCarrier 08-10-2004 12:51 PM

I'm pretty sure that if all the GFY webmasters jumped into the ocean at the same time, we wouldl be able to create another MAJOR tsunami capable of stopping the first one coming at us..


:1orglaugh

Shoehorn! 08-10-2004 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sperbonzo
I'm not sure what smut peddler is talking about, but they have known about this mountain on the spanish islands for a long, long time. When the fault line gives way and the front of the mountain slides into the sea it will take about 10 hours for wave to get to Florida....at which point it will wash right over the entire state. The only thing us south florida people will be able to is to try to haul ass to Georgia.

Good luck.

(Personally I'm going to head to Port Everglades, or Port of Miami and shoot my way on to one of those unsinkable life boats that they attach to the container ships. I figure I will end up somewhere in the Gulf of Mexico)

HAHAHA, I liked the first part. :glugglug

Firehorse 08-10-2004 04:18 PM

I live on an Island so I guess I'll hope for the best and keep enjoying every moment! :Graucho

Tala 08-10-2004 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sperbonzo
I'm not sure what smut peddler is talking about, but they have known about this mountain on the spanish islands for a long, long time. When the fault line gives way and the front of the mountain slides into the sea it will take about 10 hours for wave to get to Florida....at which point it will wash right over the entire state. The only thing us south florida people will be able to is to try to haul ass to Georgia.


Shit. That means that everyone in Georgia will be pushed into Tennessee.

I'm moving to Washington before this happens. :helpme

mardigras 08-10-2004 05:11 PM

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Originally posted by Dildozer
Fuck and i just bought waterfront property :(
You'll still have waterfront property... it just may land at the front of other water:glugglug

Lee 08-10-2004 06:32 PM

Yeah this has been known about for ages but apparently pales into insignificance next to the potential blowout from Yellowstone. They have measured that that one blows on average every 600,000 years and the last eruption was 630,000 years ago. If it does go then it would probably wipe out significant links in the food chain and have calamitous effects on human life.

xclusive 08-10-2004 07:58 PM

Well it sucks but it's not going to happen in my lifetime so fuck them all and i'll make sure i use the fortune i'm building to buy lots of land far from the coast for my kids...

MT_Butterfly 08-10-2004 08:14 PM

I am SOOOO glad I live in the mountains. Um, we are safe in the Rockies, right?


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