Just got done talking to mom...
 

And she's cutting off my allowance. Can you believe that crap? All because I came in after curfew Friday night... it's such bull shit. I'm not a little kid anymore and she just doesn't get it. There's no reason I shouldn't be able to stay out late Friday night and still get my allowance.

I need some ideas on how to change my moms mind about allowance. Bueller?

teabag her

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i fucked your mom - thus the bad mood

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Moms are always over pertective. With the sons and doughters.

your mom and I had a talk last night after I fucked her. She said yer a loser and your allowance was cut off cause you suck too much cock.

Seriously if you are big enough to stay out you are big enough not to need allowance just bust your ass and earn your way in this worls starting now trust me it will do you better in the long run...

this thread is so funny. heh. lemmings.

Try picking up your room and cutting the grass.:thumbsup Right dad?

Am I the only one that hasn't had sex with your mum yesterday? I saw her on saturday, though.

You that bad Sleazy? :glugglug


EDIT: I see 20k coming soon :thumbsup

as if you rely on your mum for allowance?! earn cash and set yourself free..
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At least you got an allowance. When I was younger I didnt get shit.

Make her meet a milf hunter

Awesome idea!

ughh...

i feel like i've lost 40 IQ points after reading this thread

So, you're at 30 now?

I always hated kids who got an allowance. My parents made me work for $$.:BangBang:

wtf is allowance ?

Mary has hacked Sly's computer!! :1orglaugh

what, are you some kind of comedean ?

HAHAHA :1orglaugh

If your not a little kid why do you get allowance - Get a grip :mad:

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=allowance

I didn't know what allowance was too.

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I'm not sure if this thread is a joke or not... but if isn't, why are you still getting allowance ($) from her?

lol I'm pretty sure it is a joke... lol gj sly :)

At first i thought he's being serious since i think he's still young so i can imagine parents may still want to give him some money.

But then i realised he's succesfull in this biz so that wouldn't make any sense for him to accept alowance from his parents.... so this is just a joke aimed @ mary34d :glugglug

Yeah, pretty weird. Every once in a while Sly posts a joke thread.

He must be laughting his ass off :winkwink:

Are you, Sly? :Graucho

he left this thread :D

:)

She still won't give me any money. :(

Just snatch some of her stuff and pawn it:glugglug

She's just mad cuz i didnt let her do the reacharound last night

if you need any further assistance with this situation i may perhaps be able to make a phonecall to a certain cement mixing comany in your area and arrange the fabrication of a pair of cement shoes:thumbsup

Yeah, i hate pertective parents :1orglaugh