BigG... your mom just called me and told me.....

see sig.

my cock is huge

nice burn!

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Exactly!

Nobody would expect such a hot burn!!!

You kicked ass!!!

You burned ass!!!

You burned ass hair!!!

I can't believe you told him to wash the "ass hairs" out of the drain! That was classic!!!

I think you need a few more "burns" like this to really scorch his ass!!!

Go Chaos, it's your birthday. We're gonna party like you aren't a dick!

HEY boobmaster Fucker!

What?s up? I?m going to call you ?sev the jack hole? from now on (for obvious reasons).

I know you dream about ?titty fucking? jesus and I think that is sick!


I have been eating chipped beef, expired mayonnaise and raw kielbasa all day and I have about 15 pounds of wretched waste matter in my bowels ready to spray out of my ass. I can hardly hold it in!

Tonight, after you fall asleep, I?m going to sneak into your bedroom and squat over your head. Then I?m going to release all 15 pounds of satanic smelling shit all over your face. You will wake up screaming but that won?t stop the shower of horrendous fecal matter. I might even call Guinness to see if they want to document this event.

The unspeakable smell will eventually render you unconscious, and during that time I will invite the local ?fisting society? to have at your ass.

I will give them about an hour to fist you as many times as they would like with no limit on the total number of ?fisters.? They will photograph and videotape the fisting and they will probably obliterate your rectum, but don?t worry . . . they will eventually use this footage on their site and it should be a great source of entertainment to many people!

May god bless you and your fat sausage tits and may god also bless your love of big tits on hairy men!!!

I posted my pic a while back. If you can find it . . . fine, but I'm not about to post again just for you.

Try the "search" function you lazy bastard.