In response to Oracles How to get laid guide...
 

1) Wear nice cloths, fashionable, not your comfy baggie pants from walmart you got for $9.95 4 years ago.

-True

2) Take a shower, put deodorant on and body spray, chicks LOVE it when a guy smells good. and put on LOTS of cologne before you go out, it will dry out but will be enough to get the chick to notice you smell good.

-True

3) If you got too much hair, a unibrow or anything of that sort, take it down.

-True

4) don't wear a freaking hat, you don't go out with a hat...geez you will look like a damn red neck. get your hair done, gel or what not.
-True

go out, if you got a shitty $500 car get a cab or ask your friend your going with for a ride.

-True

never go out before the doors open at the club, if they open their doors at 11, be there at 12.

-True

when you get there, don't go straight it, check out around you, who is around, how are the chicks, if the place looks dead find another place.

-True

when you get it, check out the scene, check whats going on, get yourself a drink, loosen up.

-True

once you got yourself a drink or two, chew some fucking gum, nothing girls despise the most then some guy smelling like an alcoholic.

-IDIOT


get on the dance floor, dont stand there like a fucking retard and stare and the guys that are dancing hooking up with all the hot chicks.

-Not True

once you start dancing, make an eye contact with a girl you think is hot, if she makes some eye contact with you (and doesn't look disgusted) come a little closer to her and dance with her, if she responds (positively) and dances with you for a few min, ask her if she wants to come with you for a drink....

-True

in case you make contact with some chicks who responds disgustedly don't give up, move on, there are 100's of hot chicks in the club looking for a nice dick to hump on....

-True

Yea, all your shit is true.

once you got yourself a drink or two, chew some fucking gum, nothing girls despise the most then some guy smelling like an alcoholic.

-IDIOT

Yes, how stupid, girls love guys who smell like beer and cigarettes :/

You need to be careful how much you put on. You don't want to bathe in the stuff. Too much will have a extreme negative reaction. If you're really concerned with smelling nice all the time, buy a travel size and spritz before you go in the club and then when you leave. If you go crazy with the fragrance you could blow any chance you had. :2 cents:

As long as you don't come to the girl with a big chew in your mouth ...

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it's a pretty good guide :Graucho :thumbsup