INTERNEXT: Eliza Wants to Smack Pale Webmaster Ass (pics)
 

...at Cirque du Noir on Friday night.


Look for me in the ALT.com VIP area stuffing canapes in my face, but making time for fans and friends.

A business card will get you one swift slap to the buttocks with my brand new (bought it just for the occasion) silicone-tipped riding crop. It's more "thuddy" than "whippy".

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See ya there!

Eliza

http://home.att.net/~mardack/eliza/elizabeatsit1.gif

interesting... Juicy, where u at? :thumbsup

I thought this thread was about the AI chatbot open source program called ELIZA :( :1orglaugh

Just at home, packing up all my best toys for the party.

Eliza

just keep her away from any moterized vechiles

You're very hot. What's your sign?

You look really mad on that picture ... but what you are holding don't cut it

You need something more like Halley Berry style

You hurt me, Sleazy... but I loved every second of it! :winkwink:

http://home.att.net/~mardack/eliza/Images/beatup.jpg

:)

Sleazy, what a lucky dog u are... :thumbsup

I don't love that picture. It was just the better of the two I just took. I actually was just trying out outfits after having eaten a chicken sandwich... not my prettiest moment! And how the hell am I, a Chinese/white chick to cop the style of a famous African American actress?!?! I am PAPER white!

-Eliza

Thanks! I love men with low standards! I'm an uptight, judgmental virgo.

-E

Cirque du Noir ? Sounds like a racist show.. lol

I do love CHOCOLATE!

Eliza... your site makes me hot.


Any pics of you eating, say, maui ribs?


What about nachos?

What are Maui ribs? Nachos- I've been looking for an excuse to gorge on them! So do pics of chics eating really do it for you?