Another "God" Thread . . . (i swaer last one for today!)
 

so i went to a wedding that was done in "mass style" or something. basically it involved a whole lot of "and also with you" comments lol

please forgive me for being ignorant on this, i dont know too much about it ....

the guy at podium told a story about how they were at a party and they ran out of wine, jesus grabbed some jars and filled them with water, turned to someone else and said "take this to them and tell them to drink it"

this guy really pressed the moral of the story which was "do what jesus tells you to do!", he must have said that line about 10 times!

well what if jesus tells you to jump off of a bridge??

Now on one hand you can say that it cannot be jesus because he would never tell you to do that, must be satan.

but what if it is jesus and he needs you to jump off that bridge in order to save someone drowning just below? or the bridge is about to blow and he wants to save you?

and are we that fucked up that we dont know who is talking to us?!?

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another thing that struck me ...

at end of this wedding they all got called up to get a cookie, i wanted to go get one and my girl said i couldnt because i had not confessed.

what kind of BS is that?!?

you can have a cookie if you are bad, but only if you tell someone about it?!??!

what if i go to confess and i dont remember it all? Can i still have a cookie?

or even worst, what if i DO remember it all and it takes me a few hours to go through it all ...

dont confuse religion with God

In the beginning God created man - later man decided to return the favor.

It's called communion (well it's the french word) .

And it's not after confession, it's the 1st comunion

And turned it to their own advantages ... raping childrens

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I don't know what to say. Really!

Those priests are not the only child molestors in the world. Most of them probably joined the priesthood for the express purpose of getting access to children. That's how PEDOS operate. You can't put the blame squarely on the church.

PS -PLEASE, FLETCH, SAVE IT!

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the best post in this thread...

well if you are a religious person wou would do
if you believe the bible - you would believe the astory of Abraham , how god asked him to kill his only son - even though god had given him that son as a gift when his wife was like 100 -
anyway he went up the mountain to do it - and just as he was about to drive the blade in god said :
"stop I was just testing you"

god has some bastard sense of humour

It's like the Book of Job.

Job is a good man, and God blesses him with a great family, a great farm, and all this good shit, and every day Job falls to his knees and praises God.

Then one day Satan says to God "He only praises you because you gave him all that good shit". So God is like "Nah, Job loves me no matter what, here check this out"

And God killed Job's family, and sent barbarians to raid his farm and kill his workers and livestock. And then God gave Job horrible sores all over his body. And at the end of the day Job fell to his knees and praised God, saying "The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away".

And God laughed in Satans face.

** The part that got left out of the Bible **
But Satan laughed right back in God's face because he made that insecure fucker, God, ruin a good man in order to prove himself.... TO SATAN OF ALL THINGS!!