ive got a fuckin hemroid
 

like i needed an extra pain in my fuckin ass.

i didnt think you get this things untill you are like, old.. im not even 30 yet. wtf.

what do i do to get rid of this royal pain in the ass?

d000000000dddd cummon

stop taking cock up your ass :2 cents:

what does it feel like?

also I hear tucks pads are the best for getting that little sucker to go back up the pucker!!!!

pop it :BangBang:

Heh, he did refer to it as his "fuckin ass":glugglug

You need 3 things

1- An Industrial lighter

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2 - Rubbing Alcohol

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3 - Salt

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Then what ?

it hurts man. its a throbbing pain that wont go away.

Didn't you watch the South Park episode where Kyle gets a hemmoroid?

Get yourself an inflatable ass donut to sit on

Ouch, that has got to suck man.:(

and i like to refer to your mother as a sperm burping road whore.

nice, attack him :thumbsup

After you nix the little bastard, eat more fiber and they won't come back.

what extra means ? you already took a big black guy in the ass ?

Drink lots of water daily..then you wouldn't get those

This is the correct answer.