Two times in 5 minutes, my cat proves she's dumb as a post
 

So I'm sitting here working away. My cat comes running into the room flipping all over the place. She's got something all tangled in her whiskers. I go to pull it out and it fucking starts wiggling around. I almost fall off the chair. I knock it free with a pen and its a damn huge spider that managed to get tangled there. So I pick him up and put him outside.

Come back in and sit down, cat wandering around again. About 2 minutes later she comes ripping back in here at top speed chasing something along the floor again. I grab her and lay her on her back on my lap. I look around a bit trying to find what she's chasing. Suddenly something on her face flaps. I look at her nose and there's a fucking moth standing there.
Somehow, this bastard managed to land on her nose, and she had been trying unsuccesfully to kill him. He sort of walks around a bit (at this point the cat is still lying on her back, on my lap).. Cat's looking at the moth crosseyed, and can't figure out how to kill it. Anyway, I blow really hard on the moth and it finally realizes the dangerous situation its gotten itself into and flies away.


And those are the only exciting things that have happened on this here saturday.. er.. sunday morning.

are you high? or is your cat? LOL funny as shit....

I've had a few drinks but I'm still sober :winkwink:

I think I feel very sorry for you right now

hehe, i agree with this comment. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

it must be a very slow weekend at your place

What does that say about us reading this?

trust me, im bored as hell, and desperatly trying to find something to do :(

I personally just got back in from a bike ride to Hollywood, then some poker, bud and gin . . . . and it is 2:30 AM so I am cool with my night ;)

Will you be my friend? :1orglaugh

maybe . . . . if you ditch the cat

That sounds like a typical cat to me.. I view their stupidity as extra entertainment value. :1orglaugh

I used to have 4 cats that could set off chain rections that were almost impossible to figure out! :glugglug

Sounds like a great cat

My cat has done some dumb shit but your cat just took first.

lol ! sometimes my cat gets really hyper and run all arround ... if by mistake we let any bugs in, he won't stop making a lot of noise till we wake up !