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desperate for cheap alcohol!
ok guys problem:
During the golden age of porn I used to drink white Chardonnay combined with malibu mixes and expensive champagne. After the golden age i decided to cut back on expenses and switch to regular beer and occasianally some good passoa! When things got really bad (about 1 month ago) i decided to limit myself to Vodka. It´s a cheap and reliable way of getting drunk. But now ladies and gents of the GFY webmaster board my cash reserves are not capable of supporting any more vodka!!! I NEED SOMETHING CHEAPER!!!! advise desperately wanted! ------------------ life's about making money and spending it! |
and why the heck am i suddenly a boneprone family member???
not that i mind anyway.... |
Have you tried moonshine?
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what´s moonshine?
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If you were here in Brazil you could buy one bottle of pinga (cachaça) [1 litre] for just US$ 1,00 -$2,00. It's our national drink, and you can even make caipirinhas with it ! heheh (pinga + ice + lemon + sugar)
Vodka is 5 bucks. |
Jer, I know the drink well. Spent many nights stumbling around Sao Paulo a couple of years ago hooked on them. Bought all the stuff and make them at home now. Gotta use rum though, no good pinga here
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Research the old prohibition days. I'm sure you can find the ingredients and directions to make bathtub booze. All it takes are potatoes and prob some common things like sugar and such. Back then they made booze in their tubs at home. lol
Hard cider is fairly easy to make as is most kinds of wines. |
Hey misterwalrus, cool you have been here, like our city ? http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif
There is a site (mycountrybrazil.com) where you can buy pinga for US$4.34, US$6.02, US$1.65 or US$1.69. The best one is the 4.34, manufactured in the city where my girlfriend lives. They ship all around the world via Fedex, but the site is only in portuguese, since its for brazilians living in other countries. I thought they had a english version too, but I can't find it. |
Try siphoning some anti-freeze from your car and slam it, I hear that'll tune you up.
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LOL!
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Jer,
Yep been there quite a few times. Probably spent about six months there 2 years ago at TV Globo, DirecTV and shit don't remember the name of the station now. Was in Rio for New Years 1999. I like Sao Paulo, it is a big city but the people are very friendly and the women are beautiful. Next to Venzuala, probably the best I've ever seen. Or had the pleasure to be with. Only problem, too much traffic. ------------------ FUCK ALL Y'ALL |
Oh and only learned enough Portuguese to get around on. You know the polite things to say. Good morning, good night, thanks, wanna fuck!
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Oh yeah, our traffic sucks !
That's why I use metro when I can. Well, there's isn't much open TV stations here... Manchete (now its Rede TV, had this name in 1999), SBT, TV Cultura, Record, Bandeirantes (Band), Gazeta CNT (only Gazeta now, my college is in the same building). The other ones are cable or satellite. TV Globo is one of the biggest of the world. I've been in Rio only once, last february. Other time I was in an island in Rio state. Nice city too, but I prefer here to live. I would love to go to US and Canada, maybe in 2003 with my girlfriend http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif |
Do you still remember the wanna fuck ? it was "quer transar ?", "quer meter?", "quer fuder?" ? heheheheh http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif
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I can't speak english, but at least now I can read and say some phrases. Now I can travel to US without feeling like I'm a fool, hehe. But US$1 is now R$2,30 (it was maybe 1,75 in 1999) pretty expensive to travel http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/frown.gif
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When I first got to Brasil the rate was real close to 1:1. It took a big dump and was probably somewhere near 1:1.75 when I left. I lost some money in that but nothing too serious. Just made sure I spent all my reals before I came back. Rede TV was the other station that I spent a lot of time with. I know TV Globo is one of the largest in the world. Great people there too.
I was really shocked when I talked to people there, they all were so friendly but all seemed to say that they hate Americans, well except for me. They all loved me. No, I don't remember much of my Portuguese but I know it would come back to me pretty quick if I was around it again. And I know I could still get laid in Sao Paulo. Anyone reading this, believe me, BRASIL IS THE EASIEST PLACE ON EARTH TO GET LAID. So all you virgin fucks who can't get a peice of ass for anything, pack your shit up and head for Brasil, especially during Carnaval. lol Most of you probably couldn't get laid there either. Jer hope I didn't hurt your feelings with my comments above. I love Brasil and hope to come back. If you come to the US, look me up I'll make sure you and the girlfriend have a good time ------------------ FUCK ALL Y'ALL |
OK Sovjets HERE IS THE ANSWER!
Aphrodite only gives me a very small allowance... So here is what I do. Buy a six pack of the good stuff, then buy a case of Schlitz or the equivalent [insert your $1.50 case-of-warm-not-even-good-enough-for-the-freezer-at-7-11 beer] and drink that after you have deadned your taste buds. That will get you through the afternoon. Then do it again that evening and you should have a pretty good buzz... ------------------ MyProfilZ!!! Fuckit - why am I in here and not working? |
CD's patented homemade wine recipe --
Go to grocery store Buy ripest fruit they have, in quantity Take fruit home, any type will do as long as it is ripe! (In this recipe, "fruit" does not = "homo") Put your biggest pot on top of stove Fill 3/4 with filtered water, or cleanest water possible Get that water to boil (turn on top element to do this) While you wait for water to boil, you cut up fruit Remove seeds, pits, cores and/or stems Put fruit pieces in a clean pillow case (I mean fucking CLEAN pillow case) Once water boils, dip pillow case of fruit into boiling water. Boil fruit for 45 minutes, stirring and mashing with big metal spoon After 45 minutes of mash & boil, shut off heat and let fruit cool overnight. Morning time -- Lift out pillow case and wring out all juice possible back into pot. (wash all the jizz from those filthy hands of yours first) You should now have a pot very full of concentrated fruit juice, very tastey. Pour this juice into a big very clean plastic container, 5 gallon pail preferably Put smaller pot of water to boil on stove Melt a few cups of sugar into hot water, preferably fructose Once sugar-water is clear (sugar is melted fully) pour hot sugar water into the fruit bucket too Now you need a packet or two of "Champaigne yeast". Sprinkle champaigne yeast over top of the fruit juice in bucket Cover bucket, but you must poke a small hole in top at least, to let off the pressure from fermenting process http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif (note: do not forget to poke hole, or bucket lid will blow off in night time and cause you to shit in your bed) Wait for up to 6 weeks, then you need to filter your wine. (warning: do not light match near or around the wine bucket at this time) You can filter the wine using big glass jugs and something your wine store will call "finings" that will settle out your wine and make cleaning easy. Otherwise, you can filter it through cheesecloth like some people do. After wine is in glass and, while you hold glass up to the light it looks nice and clear, then it is time for you to drink and get shit-faced http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif This recipe should yeild 15 - 20 good-sized bottles of high-potency wine that is not only good, but good for you http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif heee Good luck, and let CD know how it turns out. Try not to kill anyone <font face="Arial">___________ CD http://members.home.net/cyberdogs/An...cool_shine.gif * <a href="http://www4.smutserver.com/babes/bgnetwork/submit.html" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#27FFFC">Babe Galleries Network</font></a> < -- submit galleries here * <a href="http://www.oliver-klozov.com/cgi-bin/refer.cgi?ref=cdsmithok" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#CBE6FF">60% of all signups, 40% of all rebills</font></a> + High Quality free content, mthly cash bonuses * <a href="http://members.home.net/cyberdogs/Anti-Censorship%20Site/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFCCCC">Sites Against Censorship</a><font color="#EDDDDD"> Support us, support your future</font></font></font> [This message has been edited by CDSmith (edited 05-18-2001).] |
My mom used to do that, only she put the magic mixture in bottles with balloons on top to ferment. Damn that stuff was potent. Really good buzz really quick
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Its very nice to talk with people that have been here. Well, in our carnaval everyone can get laid. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif
Nah, you don't offend me anyway. Oh, and Rede TV is hiring some trainees now, saw these days at college, heheh. One real, in 1994 when it was created, was about US$1,15. Then 1:1 and now 1:2.30 . The worst part is that I'm not getting anymore sweet dollar checks http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/frown.gif |
That is what is nice. Work in Brasil and make US$. You need more sponsors. If I could figure out how I'd love to do that.
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Hey guys, how does exchange ra... shit, I have to stop talking with this Russian accent!
okay, ahem.... How does the us-brazil exchange rate compare with that of us-canadian? Right now for each U.S. dollar that I make, I can exchange it for $1.53 Cdn. That last bulk $2500 payment from Europe (in american funds) was, at the time I exchanged it, worth nearly $3800 bucks Cdn. If I had've exchanged it a few days earlier it would have been nearly $3900. It's so excellent living in Canada and being able to take advantage of the exchange rate. How is it for you in Brazil? <font face="Arial">___________ CD http://members.home.net/cyberdogs/An...cool_shine.gif * <a href="http://www4.smutserver.com/babes/bgnetwork/submit.html" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#27FFFC">Babe Galleries Network</font></a> < -- submit galleries here * <a href="http://www.oliver-klozov.com/cgi-bin/refer.cgi?ref=cdsmithok" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#CBE6FF">60% of all signups, 40% of all rebills</font></a> + High Quality free content, mthly cash bonuses * <a href="http://members.home.net/cyberdogs/Anti-Censorship%20Site/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFCCCC">Sites Against Censorship</a><font color="#EDDDDD"> Support us, support your future</font></font> |
Thanx guys! this will get me through the ´dark days´, thanx cdsmith for your wine recipe! hell am i gonna get drunk tonight http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif
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LOL!!
You can't make that wine that fast!! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/redface.gif ha ha ha! I love it! I vill drrrink vodka tonight in celebration! <font face="Arial">___________ CD http://members.home.net/cyberdogs/An...cool_shine.gif * <a href="http://www4.smutserver.com/babes/bgnetwork/submit.html" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#27FFFC">Babe Galleries Network</font></a> < -- submit galleries here * <a href="http://www.oliver-klozov.com/cgi-bin/refer.cgi?ref=cdsmithok" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#CBE6FF">60% of all signups, 40% of all rebills</font></a> + High Quality free content, mthly cash bonuses * <a href="http://members.home.net/cyberdogs/Anti-Censorship%20Site/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFCCCC">Sites Against Censorship</a><font color="#EDDDDD"> Support us, support your future</font></font> |
make some party mix like we do when we go tailgating. it last us a few hours...should last you a year http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif
get a clean never used trash can about 40 gallons fill it half way with ice and water and 6-10 bottles of everclear, 3 of vodka and 3 of rum. then add 5 containers of kool aid stir then dump in more ice/water top it off with lots of cut up fruit like apples, pineapple, grapes and such... basically for 150 bucks or so you have 40 gallons of alcohol that'll get you and your closest 50 friends all nice and drunk. |
malt liquor is cheeper and contains more alcohol content than beer http://greenbirdz.homestead.com/file...alinsmiley.gif
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i drink South Paw Light, $6.00 a twelve pack of bottles. contains 5% alcohol which is pretty decent for beer... its pretty good stuff and when you start drinking it enough of it you won't go back! they don't even make the stuff in cans, so it can't be that bad http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif
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hehe, i'll buy you a beer tonight if your in town ; )
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hey tom,
keeps those beers on standby, i´ll be around at 0.30 AM! maybe the ´50 person´ punch is a good idea for next wednesday? cya ------------------ life's about making money and spending it! |
CDSmith,
The exchange rate is 1 US dollar to R$2,30 now, but I don't get this rate if I go to the bank with a check, because that is a variant of the US dollar, like tourism and commercial. I get paid with commercial.. with is like 2.15 now. And for the exchange I pay USD$ 15. |
sure but maby we should make it a 100 person punch... really feel like getting drunk!
anybody want the secret recipe of this 'amazing will certainly make you puke all over the place wonderfull punch'? just say so regards, Tom |
get either a bottle of Brasso (brass polish) or shoe polish.
Spread over a slice of bread and leave overnight. Scrape polish off the bread. Eat the bread. I think Brasso works best. |
Not sure if Yagermiester is too much $$, but a few shots and you will be good to go! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif
Although, it brings out the anger in people. I didnt know this until yesterday (news segment on alchol). I drank 3 shots of Yager(and 2 Mike's Hard Lemondade and 2 shots of Vodka and I was passing out about every 5 mins) and I was FUCKED UP!!!!!!! Good shit! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif lol |
aw jagermeister! that´s it!!!! have you guys ever tried Berenburg? It´s a typical dutch drink it looks much like jagermeister. Mix it with 7up and you have yourself a pretty good mix which will get your head rollin´ pretty fast!
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