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stocktrader23 08-04-2004 11:37 PM

I'm driving 4 hours to cash a fuckin check!
 
I'm heading to either Houston or Dallas tomorrow just to cash a check. My stupid ass bank decided that after 3 years of sliding these same checks through that they will have to put a hold on this one because "it's too big".

FUCK YOU HIBERNIA NATIONAL BANK!

Lace 08-04-2004 11:38 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23
"it's too big"
deja vu. :glugglug

Doctor Dre 08-04-2004 11:42 PM

They normally don't do nothing to my checks that are under 2k . When it's over, they unfreeze 2k and the rest stay frozen for a month (us checks) . Fucking bullshit

stocktrader23 08-04-2004 11:51 PM

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Originally posted by Doctor Dre
They normally don't do nothing to my checks that are under 2k . When it's over, they unfreeze 2k and the rest stay frozen for a month (us checks) . Fucking bullshit
These fucks know us personally. They've cashed big checks before with us only having a few bucks in the account no questions asked. I guess this one crossed their threshold and they wouldn't clear a dime of it.

I hate fucking banks.

fr8 08-04-2004 11:52 PM

If the gas % of the drive is below 8% of the total amount then it will be worth it.

detoxed 08-04-2004 11:54 PM

How much is it? What kind of car do you have and what time will you be leaving the bank?

Arousal Design 08-04-2004 11:54 PM

worst thing is bringing a big check to the bank... they always look at you funny..

stocktrader23 08-04-2004 11:56 PM

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Originally posted by fr8
If the gas % of the drive is below 8% of the total amount then it will be worth it.
Gas should be $50 or less round trip so yeah.

Jace 08-04-2004 11:57 PM

that better be a big fuckin check to make it worth it

i have never had a bank hold a check...wierd...we have a great relationship with them though....very good track record and not one bounce yet...knock on wood

stocktrader23 08-04-2004 11:58 PM

By the way, I contacted 2 check cashing places locally and they wanted 7% and 10% of the check to cash it. And this was after they called both the bank it was drawn on and the company that sent it to verify.

I know the next business I want to start.

stocktrader23 08-05-2004 12:00 AM

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Originally posted by JaceXXX
that better be a big fuckin check to make it worth it

i have never had a bank hold a check...wierd...we have a great relationship with them though....very good track record and not one bounce yet...knock on wood

We've put so much damn money through this bank and we know everyone in it. Normally I wouldn't even give a shit about them holding it but they acted like we were con artists or something. Fuck em.

EscortBiz 08-05-2004 12:01 AM

and where are you driving?

theking 08-05-2004 12:08 AM

My bank always holds a large check unless the check is from one of their own banks. It is SOP that $100.00 is released upon deposit. I think twenty five percent is released in four days and the balance is released in seven days.

Why are you driving anywhere to cash it? Why not just wait for the funds to be released?

herbal logic 08-05-2004 12:09 AM

bank owned by canadians?

stocktrader23 08-05-2004 12:11 AM

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Originally posted by EscortBiz
and where are you driving?
Somewhere around either Dallas or Houston. Gonna check to see if anything fun is going on around either before I decide.

herbal logic 08-05-2004 12:12 AM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23
Somewhere around either Dallas or Houston. Gonna check to see if anything fun is going on around either before I decide.
hong kong spa. happy ending

stocktrader23 08-05-2004 12:13 AM

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Originally posted by theking
My bank always holds a large check unless the check is from one of their own banks. It is SOP that $100.00 is released upon deposit. I think twenty five percent is released in four days and the balance is released in seven days.

Why are you driving anywhere to cash it? Why not just wait for the funds to be released?

I already have it spent on another business. The guy I need to rent a building from is going to afghanistan for 4 months on friday.

stocktrader23 08-05-2004 12:13 AM

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Originally posted by herbal logic
hong kong spa. happy ending
For my wife too? :1orglaugh

TheMob 08-05-2004 12:15 AM

That's a nice problem to have.

Satisfaction 08-05-2004 01:17 AM

yeh my banks fuck me over with my cheques as well..
so fucking annoying~!

polish_aristocrat 08-05-2004 02:43 AM

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Originally posted by Doctor Dre
They normally don't do nothing to my checks that are under 2k . When it's over, they unfreeze 2k and the rest stay frozen for a month (us checks) . Fucking bullshit
I believe his check must be bigger than $2k ;))

baddog 08-05-2004 02:49 AM

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Originally posted by detoxed
How much is it? What kind of car do you have and what time will you be leaving the bank?
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

baddog 08-05-2004 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
I'm heading to either Houston or Dallas tomorrow just to cash a check. My stupid ass bank decided that after 3 years of sliding these same checks through that they will have to put a hold on this one because "it's too big".

FUCK YOU HIBERNIA NATIONAL BANK!

that is pretty much SOP for any bank . . . . if you have less funds that what the check is for, there will be a hold put on it

Goose 08-05-2004 02:53 AM

well better than having to see them to remargin :)

Jer 08-05-2004 04:05 AM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23
The guy I need to rent a building from is going to afghanistan for 4 months on friday.
:eek7

stocktrader23 08-05-2004 04:10 AM

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Originally posted by Jer
:eek7
Haliburton Oil.

hova 08-05-2004 04:11 AM

My old bank wouldnt accept checks above 10k.......stupid bastards wouldnt take any chances

wyldblyss 08-05-2004 04:14 AM

We deal with 2 banks. One of our banks is horrible, they want to hold everything. The other bank will cash any amount without a hold. The manager even went so far as to make a note on our account to not hold any of our U.S. checks so that if we go to another branch they will not give us a problem.
Of course we rarely use the bank that wants to be anal about things....those who work with me get my business, those that don't work with me don't deserve my business.

McKracken 08-05-2004 04:18 AM

first time ever I had an +$10k check it was on hold for 3 months... beat that :(

I had a talk with the bank and told em' bye.

My new bank guarantees me max 3 weeks on my checks :glugglug

eroswebmaster 08-05-2004 06:10 AM

I don't know what size check your talking about but I've routinely deposited checks over $5K with wells fargo and not had issues.

Firehorse 08-05-2004 12:32 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23
We've put so much damn money through this bank and we know everyone in it. Normally I wouldn't even give a shit about them holding it but they acted like we were con artists or something. Fuck em.
Banks with that attitude suck. They are so big they act like they don't give a fuck. Whatever happened to treating customers wiht respect!

Lucy 08-05-2004 12:36 PM

that's sucks, have a safe way:)

Steen2 08-05-2004 12:40 PM

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Originally posted by Doctor Dre
They normally don't do nothing to my checks that are under 2k . When it's over, they unfreeze 2k and the rest stay frozen for a month (us checks) . Fucking bullshit
Frozen for a month?!?!

What the fuck?

pornstar2pac 08-05-2004 12:58 PM

I go to the check cashing place down the street and slip them a $50. works everytime


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