The lone Ranger and Tonto
 

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got
their tent all set up, they fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto
wakes The Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabi, look towards sky, what you
see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."_ "What that
tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute, then says, "Astronomically
speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially
billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me Saturn is in Leo.
Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the
morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are
small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a
beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Tonto?"

Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabi, you dumb ass.
Someone stole tent."