The shit kids say...
 

So my wife's making a cake yesterday... my 4-year-old is helping. He says, "Can I put in the soil? "

wife: "What?!!"

kid: "I want to put in the soil!"

She looks at me with raised eyebrows... I hand her the cooking (s)oil.

:1orglaugh

lol. Thought his was going to be about a mud pie for a sec.:1orglaugh

I was guessing that your kid meant the cake mix or something.
I bet it was cute. :)
I want to rent a kid for the fun/funny times. :)

I bet if you werent home mom would have said."Yes Honey, put the soil in daddys. He likes his gritty. :)

Ill give you 3 (under 11) for 2 weeks for free!

Ill even hand deliver them!