Woman of my dreams... Tomorrow Night!
 

Well it seems that I work with one of the hottest chicks ive ever known. This is no regular woman. You know the girl you thought you could never have, the model with Size F titties. Yea thats her.

Well anyway tonight my drunk ass is talking to her on the phone(she just found out her boyfriend has been cheating on her), and we get on the subject of if im good in bed or not. i tell her that i would be the best lay she would ever have and would forget about your boyfriend. remember im drunk, so anyways not takin shit seriously, she comes out of the blue and wants to know when? When am i going to fuck her brains out?

Have I mentioned how hot this girl is? Wheres her pic when i need one, but it turns out tomorrow night is it. tomorrow night i will be fucking the finest girl ive ever gotten with. fuck im terrified. i can barely even talk around this girl, now im supposed to fuck her tomorrow. what can i say im so fuckin happy but then i realize who this girl is.

she has had a baby, six months ago. is she even sewed up yet? her last boyfriend was a monster black guy with a 2 foot cock, why did she have to tell me. so im supposed to be the best fuck in her life tomorrow, now you see my point.

So come on Porn Kings and Porn Queens, can you give me some pointers on how to last all night with this Sex Goddess?

Thanks!

damn surfers

Yer fucked. Never build it up beforehand like that unless you know for sure you can deliver.

You'll be lucky to even get it up tommorow. :2 cents:

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You really don't want us to reply to that shit do you:helpme

sounds like your fucked... you aint going to win a girl that has had a 2 foot cock penetrated in her...

die

sounds like you have a problem now :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Get out of it while you still can.

Are you sure that it'll be the fuck of a lifetime?? I don't think so, if you can't even talk around her.

Well, good luck, i guess.

Oh, and the "is she even sewed up yet?" part is hilarious. Thanks!! Pfffff....!!!

saddest part of this thread is people responding to a 16 year old surfer's mindless drivel.

just get drunk again.. :Graucho :Graucho :Graucho

16? what the fuck are you smoking. that was a good response, are all of your replies worthless as this one?

anyways, thanks to everybody that replied. now for another drink! cheers

just remember to "clear the pipes" before the big date. dont want that 16 year built up load getting in the way of intelligent, and I use the term loosely, conversation. good luck. :)

ok its 4:53am Central Standard Time. my fantasy woman will be here at 6:00am. she has to stay late at her work. guess im off to the store for some rubbers.

how pathetic

hahaha keep us updated

"Is she even sewed up yet"?

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